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Pope Tells This Portuguese Boy Not to Threaten Common Good By Turning Gay and Marrying

At this point you should expect Pope Benedict XVI (that’s roman numerals for “zexy”) to say anything that rallies the Catholic base while diverting your attention from the global pedophile ring he’s in charge of. So his comments about gay marriage — made in Portugal on the eve of the country legalizing same-sex marriage — shouldn’t really be interpreted as anything but strategy.

Gay marriage is among the “insidious and dangerous threats to the common good” says Big P. The audience applauded. On its feet.

Snaps for hatred!