Porn Contest Winners

The competition was fierce. You queens have some dirty minds. But the winners have been chosen. Congratulations Steve and Charles.

Steve’s collage of Michael Lucas and the Qweerty keyboard came in second place. Charles’ high-concept collage was the hand’s down winner. He explains:

It’s an homage to the founding fathers of Internet porn, those great men who looked at this new technology, and thought not to themselves, “how can I use this to make a better world?” but instead thought, “goddamn this is an exhibitionist’s dream, who wants to watch me wank?!” Forgive me a quick history lesson if this isn’t ringing any bells: In 1993, CUSeeMe was the first webcam software. When combined with the B&W Logitech camera (looked like a golf ball but captured enough pixels to “arouse” interest in it) it could open up your desktop to the world. While some were using it to watch NasaTV, most were lurking in #cuseemesex watching a brave new world open up for safe sex.

My image is a mockup of a high-resolution version of what you saw with CUSeeMe. In the early 90s net speeds were slow, compression was not as effective and the camera quality to begin with was petty poor. So this image harkens back to that era but with an image captured on a modern digital camera thrown into the mix. Things to note:

– The username (top middle) is “queertyLuvr”
– “queerty

Honey, we love anyone who will sign our name across their penis. How could we not?

The two NOT SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL images are after the jump.

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