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Porn Industry Faces Plot Hole

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The porn biz — which the New York Times adorably describes as the “sex film industry” — is suffering a major void: plotlines. All you Internet users on The Xtubes watching racy skin flicks are doing so in three-minute segments, leaving no attention span for the intricate plot developments involving plumbers, pizza delivery guys, and cable repairmen.