NAKED CITY

Porn Star Marc Dylan Films Himself Moseying Around SF Nude. YouTube Say Nuh-uh

Last month, Fleshbot tipped us off that Colt model Marc Dylan was letting his tallywhacker fly in the breeze as he walked naked around the streets of San Francisco’s Castro District. (Apparently he’s one of the better-looking folks to stroll bare-ass nekkid in that neighborhood.)

Well, Dylan just released a blurred-out version of his escapade on YouTube and—even though you can’t see his goodies and he doesn’t do anything sexual—YouTube yanked the video down, citing its “policy on nudity or sexual content.”

Fleshbot had the clip up ever-so-briefly, and writer Cedric DeWittison described it thusly:

The video is presented like a silent movie, with Dylan the muscle-stud nude equivalent of Harold Lloyd. An uncensored version needs to be posted ASAP, because we yearn to see what’s underneath the blurred out sections. Sure we can easily download photos of Marc, but it’s more fun to view his bits and pieces in context. When he’s eating lunch in a restaurant window, spread-eagled, with his shaft at eye level, we want to see what’s making the guy walking by crack his neck in half.

Like a silent movie? Suddenly we’re having a fantasy of Jean Dujardin gambolling through the streets of Paris sans pantalons. C’est bon!

If you want to see the uncensored version of Marc’s movie, it’s up on Queer Porn Nation (link NSFW, duh).

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64 Comments

  • Truthful

    this guy is SO in love with himself.

  • James in Hollywood

    Jean Dujardin, you mean? If so, I concur.

  • Paul

    Exposing yourself to unwilling people is sexual assault. It’s not funny or sexy it’s a really dangerous behaviour to encourage. You have to wonder what sort of person would find this behaviour exciting

  • Nick

    @Truthful: That makes two of us <3

  • Mrs. Robinson

    When I visit the Castro I can assure you that most of the naked men are about 40 – 50 years older and in need of some major repairs. Why wasn’t I in town when this guy was filming??

  • Tom

    I think he is a bit overexposed lately

  • honeybear

    why are people showing this video who cares! people are tired of him fame whoring tour he isn’t hot enough to warrant the use of so much film. the kid is over exposed.

  • uh oh

    @Paul:

    We are all born naked and there is nothing inherently sexual about a nude body. If you are sexualizing him, the problem is with you, not him.

  • doug105

    @Paul: I agree with uh oh its not like he’s flashing someone out of the blue. Its your hangup.
    That said i wouldn’t do it. And you really wouldn’t want me too lol.

  • bamer

    I have no idea who he is

  • andrew

    This was kind of funny. He does have a saggy ass, ewww

  • Marc Dylan

    Hey guys Let me make two points about this video clear. It is a promotional video for colt and public nudity is legal in San Francisco so i see absolutely nothing wrong with it. Lots of people walk around the Castro naked. Nudity is not sexual Harassment or anything of the sort . As for HoneBear please send me a picture of yourself I would very much like to see what kind of attention you are deserving of. @tom are you saying u prefer porn stars who don’t enjoy making porn and have fun doing it? That’s why I film regularly because it’s fun for me and also because I have a lot of fans who enjoy watching. If you don’t want to watch something with me in it , don’t There is way more porn without me than with.

  • Marc Dylan

    It always saddens me to how many people in our community can be so bitter , sad , an mean spirited. For those of you who judge and critize a person you don’t even know , well I feel bad for you. Such a negative out look . But I still wish you the best :-)

  • Aaron

    @ Marc Dylan ……..well said xxx

  • Belize

    @Tom: That’s a very interesting choice of words. What makes you say that?

  • Franco

    @Marc Dylan: I don’t think people are bitter or angry with you per se. I think that with everything else a person could focus their energies on, it’s interesting how so many choose only themselves. I believe that’s what some people are attempting to convey. Also, when you put yourself out there like this, you have to be willing to take some criticism, especially in a profession that promotes narcissism and vanity.

  • Belize

    @Marc Dylan: Oh honey, don’t even bother. Not. worth. your. time. Trust.

  • Mrs.Bitch

    Um. Why don’t bigg dic dudes ever walk around naked?

  • ronsfo

    Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring, but maybe not, for straight tourists.

  • Marc Dylan

    @franco I’m not say me per se. I just mean the negative outlook some people have towards others in general. Of course doing something in a public forum I accept criticism and compliments all the same. They are part of doing this. I do focus my time and energy on a lot more than porn. On a side note I don’t think porn promotes vanity . Personally I’m just as self conscious as the next guy.

  • Franco

    @Marc Dylan: I agree with you in that the anonymity of the Internet permits people to say things they wouldn’t normally say in person. I am constantly appalled by people’s negative and often, spiteful reactions to posts on Queerty and all over the web, perhaps I have been guilty of it too. However, I disagree with you that porn doesn’t promote vanity, that’s its chief objective! You can still be self-conscious and vain, as vanity is usually a symptom of insecurity. Anyway, I think I’m of the mindset that modesty is always sexier, but I’m in the minority on that one!

  • Mark Snyder, TLC

    @Paul: Being your true naked self is NOT sexual assault and its offensive for you to say that to anyone who has actually been assaulted.

  • Marie Cohn

    OK to walk around; spreading mangina ooze all over every seat on the street? Not OK.

  • prettygirls

    Goodness! Now if all white bois had a body like that then I would be one of the first “Hood Queens” to ride his white rocket.

  • ~PR~

    I particularly like how a good chunk of the people don’t care, which is how it honestly should be. We are so hung up on nudity.

  • Castro Resident Tired of It

    For anyone interested, the restaurant where he no doubt left some of his mangina ooze is the soup place on the corner of 18th and Castro aka one place I’ll never eat again. Clam chowder and a side of Hepatitis A anyone? These exhibitionist freaks are supposed to carry something to put between their mangina and seats they take. Oink!

  • mr kristofer

    Video was pulled down but full nude version can be seen at COLTblog.com

  • David Gervais

    Nice looking guy but really, it’s not that big a deal.

  • Tom

    Marc, I personally think porn is a great outlet, I’m glad there are gay guys that are in it that enjoy the work. I also believe it shouldn’t come as a surprise that I poked fun at the fact you’ve made a considerable number of films lately (as Betty Davis would say to you: “but ya have Blanche, ya have!”). Not trying to put you down here, as I’m sure you have many fans.

  • Farquart

    Just remember – if you give it away for free – nobody’s gonna pay for it.

  • uh oh

    @Castro Resident Tired of It:

    I’m a Castro resident and I have no problem with it. He actually did break the law by not putting something between the seat and his bum, but I imagine the soup place was in on the filming.

    Otherwise public nudity is not a crime in SF. If you wish to make public nudity illegal in SF, there are steps you can take politically to try and make that happen.

  • Jose

    Wow Marc Dylan reads the comments!? :) So cool, Marc you should have a non-porn blog or something so your fans get to know the real you. Don’t listen to the haters you are a sweet guy!

  • SoCal Writah

    I don’t know Marc’s work (believe it or not I’m not a big porn fan), but this was entertaining to me if nothing more than just to see how many pedestrians paid little or no attention to him! I lived in SF from 97 to 01 and went to the Castro at least weekly, but I -never- saw anyone walking around nude! The only time I saw this was at Folsom St. Fair and once when revisiting the city for the Castro Street Fair, I saw a nude porn actor. Is SF’s pro-nudity law fairly new, or are people just more comfortable baring it all now?

    BTW to those putting Marc down… don’t put people down because of your own low self-esteem! We all have the power to make our bodies (and minds) more beautiful by eating healthy and exercising regularly. If you are too lazy to do that, then don’t hate on people who do it and look great as a result. ;-)

  • timr

    I am so sick of this shame-driven bs. they don’t hate us because someone walks around naked in san francisco. they hate us because their hearts are blocked and filled with hate without reason because they can’t face the real reasons they’re angry. we are the saviours of the world, if you would all just believe it. so yes, i’m flagging this bullshit comment because i’m sick of it. and it’s tired.

  • adam

    how about the slippery slope argument (poor choice of words, with the mangina juice comments earlier?): how is what marc dylan did different from what any number of female, hetero starlets do in baring flesh to get attention? he took off more clothing, and did so within a gay-male district of s.f., but isn’t it just a different degree of exposure? could some variety of (internalized?) homophobia explain why people are acting differently to marc?

    sorry to squeamish folk out there, but i still say to marc, you go, boy.

  • Kieran

    Funny how Youtube gets so prudish about nudity when its a male that’s naked isn’t it? The male human body nude? YUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK, that’s “soooooooo gay”! Some American boys might “turn gay” watching this kind of thing right?

  • pedro

    Why…………………………………………….?

  • BubbasBack

    He looks like The Lorax. Burp.

  • Paul

    It’s sexual assault. If it had been someone physically unappealing he would be arrested. Just because this creep is decent looking doesn;t mean this behaviour is acceptable.

    Shallow queens will let hot people get away with anything, quite infuriating.

  • Sex321

    I want to have sex with MarcDylan.

  • MJ

    I live in a state where public nudity is illegal so I’m just finding it funny and crazy that everyone is reacting like “yeah and?”

  • james

    @Paul: Re@Paul: Its so hysterical how offended you are by the human body! Sexual Assault ! Really ? Your prudish attitude is out of place on a blog of this nature! I would strongly suggest staying off of gay blogs which show this type of content. Your sensibilities are just too delicate. @MJ the laws governing SF and the Castro area are a little different from the rest of the state. The Law here is more concerned with illicit activity. Just walking around nude is not a crime and is certainly not sexual assault!!

  • brett hak

    @Truthful: Marc Dylan has a hot hole. Nothing else matters

  • Brendan

    @Marc Dylan: I loved your escapades in the Castro! You are clearly comfortable with your body, and judging from the reaction on the street, so was everybody else. I just wish I could have joined you. Yes, it’s possible that some people may not have wanted to see a naked man on the street, but I don’t want to see an unshaven out-of-shape guy in a velvet jogging outfit or my aunt Gladys in curlers a too small halter top and spandex pants. Those are far more offensive to me than your naked body. The point is — One person’s lack of comfort with you does not take away your right to express yourself (non sexually). Go forth and be naked again soon!

  • BlogShag

    So in SF you walk around nude and patronize business establishments and not get arrested? I doubt if restaurants would be happy with this

  • BlogShag

    Just saw the uncensored video on another site. I think YouTube took it down, cause it was too racy for them even if the censored version was uploaded there.

    One thing you can’t deny. It’s a fantastic way for a porn star to market himself.

    And strangely enough, the people that aren’t naked are more embarrassed than Marc is.

  • BlogShag

    @Paul: Spoken like someone who probably has a gut that sticks out so far he can’t see his feet, has never seen the inside of a health club a day in his life, eats hambugers and hot dogs every day, avoids salads like the Bubonic plague, has a double chin, and micropenis to match – not to mention bad breath

  • BlogShag

    @MJ: And thank God I don’t live in your state. USA is so uptight about the stupidest things. He’s nude. Big freakin’ deal..

    The only thing I might have a problem with is his going inside a restaurant like he does in the video, and sitting down and eating pastry, lest pastry juice drip out of his ass or cock. That might be a violation of sanitation laws. But, he didn’t get arrested. I overall think it’s really cool that a city in USA can be like this. It’s our little corner of Amsterdam

  • BlogShag

    @timr: Elaborate please on the reasons they are angry

  • BlogShag

    @Castro Resident Tired of It: , LOL! You are scandalous. Yes that part of the video was too much for me too. All I could think about was what might have been dripping out of his well used butt hole or penis, while he’s sitting down next to the guy eating soup you say?

  • BlogShag

    @Mrs.Bitch: , They do, it’s just that most guys are not 8 inches or above

  • BlogShag

    Why is he wearing shoes that are far too big for him? And they’re ugly shoes and socks to boot. A pair o high tops or combat boots would have been more appropriate

  • deee

    @Paul: @Paul:

    you are a prude of the first order

  • JayHobeSound

    @honeybear: “film”?! LoL Q-Q

  • BlogShag

    @Paul: LOL! Apparently you’ve never been to San Francisco.

    I could say the same thing about gay men in general- Being feminine and talking like a sissy (Bird Cage Syndrome) is an assault on most people’s senses cause it offends them

  • JOHN 1957

    First, why are people getting so upset about nudity? grow up and evolve already! but it’s o.k. to walk around with pants half way down the butt exposing underwear if they are wearing any but yet they cover up on the beach with shorts down to the knees? That’s Retarded! The world news is vulgar, war is vulgar, hate crimes are vulgar, just to name a few. Yes, Marc is that sexy and it was a good promo using eye candy. If you got it flaunt it and do it well. Personally I prefer the maturer type like Jesse Jackman but Marc is sensual and hot and should have a good career as long as he keeps it on the right track. Life is too short to waste it on petty bullshit. There are way too many gay people who have Diva Fever or The Fabulous Flu, it’s old, it’s tired and it’s outplayed.

    “BE WHO YOU ART AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DON’T MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DON’T MIND.”

  • Ian

    Blech! Throw a towel over him… anything… a blanket, a tarp…. please….

  • Tim

    @BlogShag: Hey! Hey! Hey! Let’s not get judgmental here. I was totally with you until you hit below the belt with the overweight comment. I for one have NEVER touched a salad OR been to a health club although I know I should so I’ll work on it. But at the same time should not be treated as inferior because I don’t look like some Weho boytoy A&F model. Being judgmental like that is a big issue in the gay community and it’s not the way to get your point across. Besides just because you look good on the outside doesn’t A) make you a better person on the inside and B) mean you’re healthier than us potbellied bears. You could have a serious drug, drinking or smoking issue. None of which I do yet I don’t consider myself superior because of that.

  • GregR

    Hey Marc. I like it!!!

  • michael

    I think it’s fine and kind of cute. That said, you know someone is not really much of a star when they bother to write responses to the commenters on the tabloid sites that promote them. I suppose the world is in a new era of “trailer park celebrity” anyway so I might as well get used to it.

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