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Zeb Atlas, the gay porn star whose body resembles a more muscular Michelin Man, joins a growing list of adult performers breaking into music careers. In the video for his debut single, a cover of “Love Hangover” featuring Pearly Gates, Atlas molests himself, dances awkwardly, and sings in a voice so harsh not even some gracious auto-tuning can mask it. But hey, snaps for trying!
Atlas, whose previous credits include Sensual Training with Coach and Zeb Atlas Serviced, first appeared in a music video in October 2009 — for Pearly Gates; “Stop For Love” (below).
Lawrence
Can someone please get a cease and desist order ASAP?!?
Gigi
Who is Zeb Atlas? I’m assuming he does porn. He looks like he’s in pain when he attempts to move, er, dance. And the “sexy” lip movements just aren’t. And he can’t sing. Other than that…
kayla
ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.etc. etc….
Qjersey
It’s better than Jeff Strykers “Pop you in the pooper”
I think it’s just a ruse to get a club to pay the expenses (hotel, flight)to come to their city to perform…so they can do their one off “performance” and then make tons of cash escorting while in town.
Xtian99
OMG I have never wanted to sleep with a mentally disabled person before… is that bad???
Spike
They only path for a porn star is to become a former porn star. Cause effect.
Thank the circuit gods for the fact that no legit DJ will ever play this at a dance party. I’m guessing it will go straight Phoenix gay bars and bathhouse video loops.
Rhea Pollstry
WOW. He is so unsexy.
Franky
I can kinda watch him in porn but this is just painful. He’s too big to do more than a little shuffle, he has no sense of rhythm and he’s making faces like he’s constipated the whole time. Such an unfortunate set of videos…
jack e jett
OMFG……………….
This is sooo BAD it is GOOD.
Could be a camp classic. It sucks the sexiness right out of him.
MikeE
oh come on.. his voice is not “harsh”. lol, but you CAN hear the autotuner running like mad whenever he opens his mouth.
I had a friend who used to dance like that. my god I was always so embarrassed to be on the dance floor at the same time as him. Mind you, it didn’t hurt his love life. He was cute, couldn’t dance his way out of a wet paper bag, but hey, he got layed!
Dirk Dasteredly
Damn. Why don’t these cheap, brainless, talentless whores realize that only talent they have is being a whore?
That auto-tuner had to be running on a DOD mainframe to keep up with that dipshit.
Kev C
Lou Ferrigno could do better. And he’s deaf.
Charlie Jackpot
I kinda want to get fucked by him even more after seeing him in the bathtub and shower
I should feel ashamed
tony x
Poor dear I hope the roids do not kill him
Benjamin
He could be one of the balloons in Macy’s parade.
Atomicrob
This guy looks like he’s in pain when he, umm, sings . . . What’s Lou Ferrigno doing these days?
jason
Let’s see….can’t sing, shows off body a lot, likely to mime on a stage. Sounds like Britney Spears to me….
Mr. Enemabag Jones
I thought he was straight, and married to a female porn star?
Sommer
I’m sorry — those were awful. Kudos to him for trying — everyone should follow their dream — he needs to stick to what he’s good at.
mark c
Wasn’t there a movie about making porn, with Burt Reynolds and Marky Mark?
Wasn’t this done?
When something has been pilloried,skewered and parodied, why would you try to do it in real life?
Poor, poor little porn star.
GayBachelorBlog
This is a total train wreck. Fail!
justiceontherocks
Everyone involved in this video should keep their day job.
Fitz
What a weird relationship so many of us seem to have with
people who make porn. We watch it, jerk off imagining that
we are them, or on the other end of them, and then we demean
them like they are worthless pieces of shit who should hurry up and die.
I like good porn. And I live in SF, and I have (of course)
met many porn actors. They don’t seem any less worthy of life than you or me.
alan brickman
wouldn’t kick him out of bed….
codyj
incredibly AWESOME body…incredibly AWESOME EMPTY HEAD…DUH???????
scribe
As a rule I don’t beat up on other gay men or gay friendly men, but is he sleeping with the woman to get her to sing in hs video. Why would she perform with her if he wasn’t giving her teh hard one??? Cause that was pretty bad.
UWSguy
Stick to dick
Humberto
It’s not so bad! He tried though…
Draek
Yeah it’s pretty bad.
The song is terrible…
marc
MEMO to Zeb and Reichen:
Proficiency at arm curls does not make you a singer.
Who is creating this correlation? (and who is the black lady’s agent?)
Angelo
the dog’s expression in the second video @ the 3 minute mark says it all
nitelife24
Never have used this phrase before, but dude! Please don’t quit your day job!
jason
Britney Shit-spears and Shit$ha get away with much more than Zeb. Both these female pop stars have made millions on the basis of flaunting their bodies and singing lame songs with terrible vocals. How come they’re allowed to get away with it but a man like Zeb can’t?
Just goes to show that the gay community has a double standard that glorifies female mediocrity but denigrates male mediocrity.
Jayson
Is it 1993?
Mountainword
I’ve always been a huge fan of Zeb Atlas, and this song only makes me wonder about his choice in company. Who is the person who told him this was a good idea? Who DIDN’T get him a choreographer? Seriously, his voice isn’t that bad, and he’s sexy. It’s the lame dance moves and lackluster lead vocalist who makes this seem worse than it is.
I’d still spend all night letting Zeb sing this to me, and only kick him out of bed to fuck him on the floor. You go boy! But next time, make sure that all the pieces (lead vocalist, choreography, etc) are golden. Without it all being top shelf, the combination mediocrity will be glaring. Good luck!
hephaestion
I thought these videos were great fun in a terrible camp kind of way… so bad they’re hilarious.
Zeb Atlas just needs to do like Bruce Patterson & Brad Hollibaugh and make fun quasi-porn videos that take advantage of his strength: his strength.
scott ny'er
I call it the Big Guy Shuffle. And seeing it always makes me laugh. There was a buff dude at my gym doing the Shuffle to his iTunes. I started chuckling.
Spike
You gotta wonder what this guy makes in escorting fees to have so much free time jacking himself up on roids, hitting the gym and getting involved in this nonsense. There must be some very wealthy gays that like getting it on with freakish muscle gorillas!
Damian
Wow…SO BAD!
LOL…. just cringing from beginning to end!.
jack
As Tyler and Lopez would say, ‘sweetheart, this isn’t for you.’
randy
@jack: I actually think this is going to be a very good season of AI. Don’t miss the previous judges at all.
Rick Gold
@Dirk Dasteredly: The DoD still runs mainframes? I thought they switched to server farms YEARS ago…
aleX Perez
This is like a Bowl of oatmeal spilled on the floor! GOD!!!Boy this is NOT your place to be Definetly!and the tore T-Shit in HULK style. No, no, no!!!!!
aleX Perez
This is like a hot bowl of oatmeal spilled on the floor! and the HULK style tore T-Shirt no, no, no! Sweety this is NOT your place to be. Your perfect plot is: “Oh Yeah, Oh my God” and of course naked!!
alan brickman
the hate still exists..Bring back morning ggods…
alan brickman
Hit a gym haters!!
FunMe
– Moving your body from side to side is NOT dancing.
– Singing like at a Karaoke is NOT singing.
– Looking at the camera with seductive eyes (while looking corny) is NOT acting.
Home gurl should stick to the PORNO.
Robbie K
Oh honey please..
Swine
Ah leave Zeb alone — he seems sweet. His face still looks hot. He just needs to ease up on the roids cuz his arms look nuts. I find it hard to believe anyone’s gettin’ wood lookin’ at that. But if he shrunk a good bit, boners would be poppin’ everywhere. Btw Zeb looks soooo awesome suckin’ on a dick — I’d rather see him do that than attempt to sing or dance.
GeriHew
Zeb Atlas is not a gay porn star Queerty. He’s a bisexual porn star. He does girls as well as guys in porn, one-on-one with both and group sex.
Come on Max & Jason you should be jumping up and down complianing about this if you really believe all the crap you come out with about porn.
Jaroslaw
Why are people such harsh critics here? I didn’t think the music video was so bad. Whatever was wrong with the sound, it was whatever the producers did. As to his dancing – it seemed like it was designed or edited to play in jerks. Hate that tatoo on his right arm – hope its fake. I wish he wouldn’t shave/trim his chest either. I’ve seen it full – YUM. Handsome guy.
Cranston Cranium
Did his feet even move during the dance scene?
Reminds me of a Popeye on steroids, and I think he took voice lessons from Popeye… also.
vixlad
Okay….now, what the hell was that? Zeb, just do us a favor and stick to s**kin d**k and flexing those fabulous muscles of yours. PLEASE!
Jack Blair
@Qjersey: Making tons of cash is evil. Obama tells us so.
Eric
@jason: First off Brittany has a alot of hits I just don’t like any of here Earlier Disney crap I loved Slave for you cause she was trying to grow up. As for Kesha or K-E dollar sign HA! That broad has no talent in her bones.
tommy
talk about low budget, in video 2 did anyone one notice that the business meeting is being held in the back of someone’s house? you can see the garage out the window! hehe
Alirio
Zeb Atlas es un actor muy versátil porque en todos los proyectos que el hace casi siempre son exitosos ademas el tiene una manera particular de ser el centro de atención de todos sus fans. creo incursionar en la música seria una alternativa para su carrera, tal vez quiera cambiar su ámbito profesional como estrella porno a cantante de música ochentera.
gatra
i loved zeb atlas… but i hate the new arms tatoo…
make ur body look dirty
Michael
LMFAO That is a great comedic video. Thanks for sharing. I think I will go watch some of his other videos now.
boobuddy12345
…not a bad tune.
Boy, Mr. Atlas was the WRONG guy for this video. What a moron.