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Porter Wescott Breaks News To Davey Wavey: Porn Star Sex Isn’t Worth Replicating

In Davey Wavey’s world of bubblegum and and fairies, it must’ve been quite a blow to learn from Porter Wescott that porn star sex is not, in fact, all that hot. Admittedly, when I learned this three years ago, also from a porn star, with whom I was having sex with at the time, I was equally hurt.