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Everyone’s clamoring about Spice Girls’ joyous reunion.

Yeah, it’s exciting to think that we can relive the magic of the quintet’s outdated crooning, but not nearly as exciting as the news that Geri Halliwell’s penned a children’s book: Ugenia Lavender.

Judging from some of the characters’ names – Davey Bockham and Posh Princess Vatoria – Halliwell’s got one incredible imagination. And sense of smell.