President Obama Is Totally Reading Google News Alerts About Himself On His Declassified Computer

If Barack Hussein Obama tethers his new iPad 2 to his super secure BlackBerry in order to download Angry Birds for all that Air Force One downtime, how is he getting online with his computer? Through what, the regular Internet? Speaking at a town hall hosted by Univision’s Jorge Ramos, Obama jokes that hey, he’s the POTUS, of course he has a computer. Which he probably uses to visit FailBlog.