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Prince George To Meet Child Of Same-Sex Parents For Playdate Tomorrow

8f77eed9-b4d4-4f3b-8cb9-ea53306e5475_kate-middleton-prince-william-prince-george-bath-bubbles-spoof-photoshootPrincess Kate may not be down for manual labor, but she’s totally down with the gays, according to The Telegraph.

While she and the Duke of Cambridge are vacationing with Prince George in New Zealand this week, they will meet for a royal playdate with common folk to prove just how down-to-Earth the royal family is.

The playdate with ten peasant children, hosted by Kiwi child health service organization Plunket, is reportedly the first time Prince George will interact with children who are lesser than He.

29-year-old new mom Kate Bainbridge claims other mothers gave her “jealous looks” when they found out she’d be swapping tales of “sleepless nights” with Princess Kate, as though Princess Kate has ever awoken to change a shitty diaper at 3am.

“We are all first-time parents, like them, so it should be quite easy to chat to them,” she said.

Also meeting the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will be Jared and Ryan Mullen, same-sex parents of Isabella, who will be playing with Prince George for the first and last time tomorrow afternoon. The half-American/half-Australian couple was reportedly chosen to “represent the growing numbers of same-sex couples in New Zealand who use Plunket’s parental support services.”

Hear ye, hear ye! Let it be known that on the eighth day of April, two-thousand fourteen, His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge associated with his first friend of same-sex parents. Let’s hope it is not his last.

And if you’re reading this, Isabella — please do not wear a dress tomorrow. Yours will obviously pale in comparison to the elegant evening wear Prince George is known to sport:


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  • Billy Budd

    Prince William leaves me totally cold. It is Harry, the beast of Las Vegas, that really turns me on.

  • Manchester

    This article was totally bitchy, yet quite amusing. Especially the shitty diaper part, LOL!

  • DickieJohnson

    Awwww, playing with the daughter of two Queens! Baby HRH George is third in line for the throne. (He’ll be George VII.)
    Doubtless, William got his sentiments for gays from his mother, Diana, and the late Queen Mum, who had gays on her household staff. HM the QM once said, “When you two old queens get through arguing, will you get this old Queen a gin?”

  • TVC 15

    @Billy Budd: I agree. I mean, William is a super nice person, I’m sure. But I guess I’ve always been partial to the bad boys.

  • admod

    To the person who wrote this, all I have to say is “bitter much”? Just ebcause you are a wanna be princess/queen doesn’t mean you have to be a hater to the real life Princess who will one day be an ACTUAL Queen. And FYI, until only very recently The Duchess of Cambridge did not have someone else doing the diaper duty, She was doing it all on her own until the schedule demanded that she get back to public work, at that point they brought on a nanny- which minus the mini trip she took with her Prince a few weeks ago, she is always scheduled to be home with Prince George every night, instead of leaving him in the care of a nanny. And my question is, do you have kids? And how many diapers have you changed to be tossing around parenting snarks!? Maybe you shouldn’t be the person in charge or writing royal pieces if you are so bitter about it.

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