Those Crazy College Kids!

Princeton Student Creates, Enacts Threat

Princeton student Francisco Nava makes Britney seem sane.

The conservative fool fabricated death threats and an assault because he felt his views weren’t respected on the university’s campus.

A Princeton University student who claimed he was beaten unconscious by two assailants after receiving death threats for his morally conservative views admitted yesterday to fabricating the attack and sending the e-mail death threats to himself, other students, and a prominent conservative professor, police officials said.

Nava claimed that his op-ed against condom distribution had garnered the death threats. He’s also part of an anti-gay marriage group called Anscombe Society. We can’t confirm, but we suspect he’s also a virgin.

University officials have yet to punish Nava, but do say they’re concerned about his mental state. Obviously.