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Princeton Student Creates, Enacts Threat

Princeton student Francisco Nava makes Britney seem sane.

The conservative fool fabricated death threats and an assault because he felt his views weren’t respected on the university’s campus.

A Princeton University student who claimed he was beaten unconscious by two assailants after receiving death threats for his morally conservative views admitted yesterday to fabricating the attack and sending the e-mail death threats to himself, other students, and a prominent conservative professor, police officials said.

Nava claimed that his op-ed against condom distribution had garnered the death threats. He’s also part of an anti-gay marriage group called Anscombe Society. We can’t confirm, but we suspect he’s also a virgin.

University officials have yet to punish Nava, but do say they’re concerned about his mental state. Obviously.

On:           Dec 18, 2007
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    • Matt

      As usual, most of the rightwing nutcases’ fears are totally imaginary…

      Dec 18, 2007 at 12:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PalePhoenix

      $33,000+ per year, and this is how he uses his time? So, he lived with a Gay-Straight Alliance group founder at prep school. Now, if that ain’t enough to terrify a fully heterosexual young man into boarding up his butt, then I can’t imagine what would. Oh, except being gay himself, which is how a lot of these things end.

      I’ve never heard of the Anscombe Society ( http://www.princeton.edu/~anscombe/ ), but they’re obviously doing a lot of good “protecting human dignity.” It must be hard to whine about premarital sex on a college campus in the 21st C. If you’re not getting any, then you do all sorts of crazy stuff. When Mr. Nava isn’t writing his own death threats, he’s writing about insurgents in Iraq ( http://webscript.princeton.edu/~afp/article.php?issid=41&artid=2 ). You know, because spoiled, 23 year-old poli-sci majors know everything about that.

      Dec 18, 2007 at 2:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ash

      “We can’t confirm, but we suspect he’s also a virgin.”


      If his conservative views are so disrespected he should transfer to Bob Jones University.

      Dec 18, 2007 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Puddy Katz

      anscombe thought by “some” to be the greatest analytic philosopher of the 20th century. weasel words, who thinks that? if she is so great why haven’t i heard of her?

      Dec 18, 2007 at 9:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Phoenix

      “We can’t confirm, but we suspect he’s also a virgin.” ….and a closeted one at that.

      Dec 18, 2007 at 10:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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