Those Crazy College Kids!

Princeton Student Creates, Enacts Threat

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Princeton student Francisco Nava makes Britney seem sane.

The conservative fool fabricated death threats and an assault because he felt his views weren’t respected on the university’s campus.

A Princeton University student who claimed he was beaten unconscious by two assailants after receiving death threats for his morally conservative views admitted yesterday to fabricating the attack and sending the e-mail death threats to himself, other students, and a prominent conservative professor, police officials said.

Nava claimed that his op-ed against condom distribution had garnered the death threats. He’s also part of an anti-gay marriage group called Anscombe Society. We can’t confirm, but we suspect he’s also a virgin.

University officials have yet to punish Nava, but do say they’re concerned about his mental state. Obviously.

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