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Prison Guards Punished For Lesbian Wedding

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Six Floridian prison guards have been suspended after partaking in a lesbian marriage ceremony. Another officer lost her job, while an eight resigned.

Eight prison guards have been disciplined for their part in a gay wedding ceremony for two female inmates at Lowell Correctional Institution in Marion County.

Department of Corrections officials say the discipline was handed out because the officers allowed the inmates to perform, decorate and participate in an unauthorized ceremony in a close-management dormitory.

Officials say allowing the inmates to gather for the event placed officers at risk.

Well, to be fair, we all know that happy lesbians can’t control their urge to beat, maim and kill. Bill O’Reilly warned us all and, quite frankly, we think the world needs to pay more attention to the lesbian threat.