CHAMPION EXCUSE

Professional Boxer Who Appeared In Gay Adult Film Says He Was Drugged, “Can’t Remember A Thing”

Mack-v-Vasquez5We’ve heard some classic excuses from guys who’ve been caught in compromising same-sex positions — everything from Larry Craig’s “wide stance” to the all-too-common “I did it for the money.”

But nothing compares to the yarn spun by former professional boxer Yusaf “Mack Attack” Mack, 35, who is attempting to cover up his tracks with a tale of twisted deceit after someone connected the dots and discovered his hardcore gay porn threesome living on the internet.

So how did this self professed straight father-of-ten manage to be duped into performing sex acts with men in front of a camera?

Naturally, it’s a bit of a long story.

Mack, who is engaged to a woman, was in need of money and says he agreed to a porn shoot to make ends meet. But not just any porn shoot — a straight one. As he’ll repeatedly remind you, Mack is as straight as they come.

“My whole life, I’ve been what they call a whoremonger. I love females,” Mack told Philly.com. “The only time I touch a man is when I’m in the ring fighting.”

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pornAfter answering the offer on Facebook, Mack traveled to an address in the Bronx, where he says there were naked women roaming about the building.

“I think, ‘It’s about to go down,'” he said.

“I needed a drink or something. They gave me a pill and a shot of vodka.

“I took the pill down with the vodka.”

And that’s when Mack says his memory of the experience suddenly cuts off.

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When he came to, he was on a train at 30th street with $4,500 cash stuffed into his pocket.

So what happened during his blackout? Well, that’s when a fully conscious-looking Mack (above) performed a hardcore threesome with two other men.

boxer2Rather than investigate what happened at the time, Mack took his money and went home. But now that he’s been outed as having participated in the shoot, he’s vowed to track down those responsible.

Well, he would try to track them down, but he says he can’t remember his Facebook password, so, like, he can’t get in touch with them.

We wish him all the best in recovering his lost password.

After doing a little digging into his Twitter account, it didn’t take long to crack one major hole in Mack’s story (as if its improbability really needed any evidential support) — a quick look a the tweets he’s favorited over the years (link NSFW) reveals a whole slew of gay porn-related likes.

But who knows, maybe he was drugged each time he favorited them, too.