Uh-ooohhh! Just when you thought Internet chat rooms were safe from closeted conservative cock-seekers, DNA Magazine picks up on a Sydney Herald exclusive story offering photographic proof that Andrew Quah–a “Family First” candidate from Australia–was nabbed snapping pix of his “land down under” and posting them on gay cruising websites.
As you’d expect this didn’t go over too well with Quah’s party…
Quah was summarily dumped by Family First their endorsement of his candidacy was yanked just as quickly as…well, let’s just say it was yanked pretty quickly. When pressed to explain his behavior, Quah stated:
“I might have been drunk off my face or my political enemies might have drugged me,” he said. “But that’s not my penis!”
Somebody get forensics on the phone–it’s going to be a long night…
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“What A Dick: Family First Candidate Andrew Quah Campaigns On Gaydar” [DNA Magazine]
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