Queerty Holiday Gift Guide: Fit To A Tee (Shirt)

The 2012 holiday season is officially underway—and that means it’s time to go shopping for prezzies! Over the next few weeks, the Queerty Holiday Gift Guide will offer some unique suggestions for big gifts, secret-Santa offerings and stocking stuffers. Today: Novelty t-shirts for you and yours!


Chubby Guys Cuddle Better Tee
Whether you identify as a bear or just have a little more jolly in the belly, this season is all about the big boys—and this tee from DPCTED spells it out. If your giftee is rocking the scruff, might we suggest a “Beefy, Bearded and Awesome” go-with?  ($19.50, Fab.com)



Harvey Milk Tee
Petyr Kane, owner of Body on San Francisco’s Castro Street, is donating $10 from every sale of this bold Obama-style depiction of the slain civil-rights leader to the Harvey Milk Civil Rights Academy. ($28, Body)



Freddie Mercury Tee

If you’re Secret Santa to a gay nerd, they’ll get the pun in this tee that references both the out pop icon and the periodic table. Bazinga! ($9.99, Threadless.com)



“Love” Tee
Having trouble saying that little four-letter word that means so much? Let this post-modern tee do it for you. ($12, FreeClothingCo.com)


“The Shade of It All” Tee
Voted Favorite Drag Race Queen in the 2012 Queerties, Latrice Motherfuckin’ Royale now has a line of tees bearing her trademark catchphrases, including “Large and in Charge,” “Jesus is a Biscuit” and, of course, “The Shade of It All!” Shirts come in small, medium, large and Chunky but Funky. ($30, LatriceRoyale.com)