Queerty Holiday Gift Guide: Presents That Are Naughty, Not Nice


The 2012 holiday season is here—and that means it’s time to go shopping for prezzies! The Queerty Holiday Gift Guide offers unique suggestions for big gifts, secret-Santa offerings and stocking stuffers. Today: naughty presents!




Dirty Santa Christmas Cards

Former ad execs Brandon Burns and Justin Winslow give the family-friendly holiday an adult twist with this series of raunchy Christmas cards starring a pervy St. Nick and other holiday characters.

(From $1.99 each, $14.99 for deck of five; Dirty Santa’s Workshop)



heroes with hardons
Heroes with HardonsErotic comic artists like Jacob Mott and Patrick Fillion pack this anthology with fearless superheroes whose true mutant power seems to reside between their legs. ($39.67, Bruno Gmuder)


Baby Jesus Butt Plug

Too often the birth of Jesus Christ gets lost in the commercialization of Christmas. Get back to the holiday’s roots by getting your honey a four-and-a-half-inch silicone sex toy. If you’re on the fence just ask yourself, “Who would Jesus do?” ($35, Divine Interventions)



J & D’s Bacon Lube

The bacon craze doesn’t seem to be ending anytime soon, but this personal lubricant is definitely the most far-out pork product we’ve encountered. ($11.99, J&D’s)