How much sex have you been having lately? How many pumpkin spice lattes have you consumed in the past 30 days? Do you have 60 seconds to spare?
Queerty is collecting anonymous data from our readers regarding their sex lives and the popular seasonal delight pumpkin spice lattes. You must be 18 years or older to participate in our groundbreaking survey.
Fill out our eight question survey below and stay tuned for the results.
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Rupert Garcia
I’m virgin and never had a boyfriend or any sexual experience to be honest. I only masturbate.
Bobby French
Threeways are the best — especially when I get to be the middle.
bottom250
Hooking ups are so much fun
Giancarlo85
Only with my boyfriend and I only drink a double shot espresso every now and then. I never put sugar in my coffee as it masks the true flavor of coffee. I don’t drink high sugar big crash lattes. And I don’t hook up either… That is high risk and dangerous.
Tobi
WTF is a spiced pumpkin bloody latte when it’s at home?!
Glücklich
@Tobi:
Same as when it’s ordered when out: disgusting and favored by the same bimbos who’d order an appletini.
Sweetie Pie
I get laid at least once a week, and I prefer tea for breakfast and coffee after lunch
Bauhaus
Enough.
Despise flavored coffee. Costa Rica has the best coffee in the world.
Giancarlo85
@Bauhaus: I’d have to disagree with that one… but I’m biased lol. (Colombian obviously)
Any type of flavoring in coffee is a sin. I can understand if people use sugar and sometimes cream, but heavy flavoring like pumpkin spice, caramel or banana… no… that belongs in a dessert and not a coffee.
Blackceo
Hi. My name is Taylor and I have a pumpkin spice latte addiction. Yes I have had more than 6 pumpkin spice lattes in the past 30 days. I order them skinny tho. Usually have 2-3 a week as there is a Starbucks in my office building and I have been doing a lot of harvest fest and pumpkin patch stuff this month on the weekends and stop and grab one before going. Fall is my favorite time of year and there’s just something about a pumpkin spiced latte that really adds to the season. Plus its seasonal so I take advantage while they are offered. My normal coffee tho I make at home in the mornings is Starbucks French Roast. I like very strong coffee and I only put French vanilla cream in it. I just can’t drink it plain.
As for the sex, no issues there. Even as tired as I have been from craziness at work lately, Im never too tired for that.
Arcamenel
I have never had any interest in pumpkin spice lattes and haven’t even walked in a starbucks in years.
Homo Erectus
@Giancarlo85: Coffee – Colombia’s SECOND most popular export!
p3avery
I haven’t had sex since 2006 because I wasn’t meeting other guys in their thirties that I was attracted to. And I don’t drink coffee of any kind all year, but I wouldn’t care what another guy drinks unless he is really drunk!
Giancarlo85
@Homo Erectus: *yawn*
Homo Erectus
@Giancarlo85: You sure yawn a lot! Cocaine withdrawal?
zooby
The way some gay men order sex like a drive-thru at McDonalds from apps like Grindr or from Craigslist is disgusting. You don’t even know the person, their hygiene, or if he *really* has any STDs.
Alistair Corvin
Absolutely 0
bottom250
@zooby: Have fun and be protected.
Giancarlo85
@Homo Erectus: Look in the mirror, douchebag. You might not like the meth addict face you’re looking at.
@zooby: Of course they know. Some gay men on here say they can just tell if someone is healthy just by looking at them… including one who has sex with 3-4 men a week.
Stache99
@zooby: May not be for you or me but you might bring the holier then thou judgement down a few notches. Understand that your way is not the right way or only way in life.
Stache99
@Giancarlo85: Speaking of bringing it down a few notches why the constant need to fight with everyone? Columbia like it or not has a very well known cocaine reputation.
Btw. a recent study says those that like their coffee black are more likely to have antisocial personalities with sadistic and psychopathic tendencies.
http://wtnh.com/2015/10/14/study-people-who-drink-black-coffee-more-likely-to-be-psychopathic/
onthemark
@Stache99: OMG you misspelled Colombia, now that sadistic psychopathic little sh*t is gonna bite your head off!
onthemark
@Giancarlo85: Kissing and cuddling do not count as “sex,” unless you are living in the 1950s (which, considering your ever-puritanical posts, you may be). You’re a virgin.
Giancarlo85
@Stache99: That’s an overstatement and exaggeration. We’ve drastically cut production through military and economic means. Giving farmers more funding and better land for one. Maybe some should not thrive on TV stereotypes. Our biggest exports are petroleum (not as much as a decade ago since we diversified into LEGITIMATE industries), nickel, computers (yes this is a booming sector), appliances and steel (just as some examples).
As far as misspelling Colombia… that’s a common typo, and I won’t get too upset about that. 😉
@onthemark: Considering I’ve said I’m a top and have done both oral and anal sex (rarely), I don’t think so. You’re a dipshit. Keep it up, OFFTHEMARK! You’re a fa*s*c*ist.
Giancarlo85
@onthemark: Ad Hominems are always a big part of your little rants. Do you have anything nice to share?
By the way, while I said I’m a top… I can be versatile… most don’t expect me to be a top. But whatever. I don’t care.
Blackceo
Jesus needs to take the wheel from some of y’all. How the hell did a topic about how often you fuck and pumpkin spice lattes get so far off the rails? I swear….I would love to host a dinner party with some of y’all just to see the fireworks that would no doubt ensue. And I bet the few of y’all who are always bickering will be having hot angry sex by the end of the night.
Giancarlo85
@Blackceo: Na. I’ll pass. I don’t like bareback as many of these guys prefer. Plus I have a bf.
onthemark
@Blackceo: It’s the Giancarlo Show, ya know.
@Stache99: LOL – it’s just that he takes the bait. Every. Single. Time.
My plan is working. My diabolical plan to cause Giancarlo to have a stroke before he turns 35. I hadn’t known about the black coffee before you brought it up, but every little bit helps.
Stache99
@onthemark: I tend to take University social studies with a grain of salt. However, talk about walking into a story. Mr negativity…I love black coffee and the bitter the better! I guess we have a little confirmation of that now. Lol
Giancarlo85
@onthemark: I am surprised you are still around. You still talking crap? Be careful with barebacking… You will catch something.
onthemark
@Giancarlo85: I don’t bareback. As I’ve told you several times, at a purely personal level I think anal sex without a condom is – to use the scientific term – gross. It’s just that, unlike you, not all of us have a compulsion to run other people’s sex lives.
@Stache99: Seems like they’re always trying to find out something BAD about coffee. Who funds all these coffee studies, the Mormon church? It’s all very strange. … Anyway I don’t think I’ve EVER had a pumpkin latte, so maybe (considering your new info) I should try one!
Giancarlo85
@onthemark: Yet you continue to do it.
Where am I running anyones sex life on here? Please explain how I am doing that. When I type something on chathour those are MY thoughts. People are obviously giong to do whatever they want in their personal life regardless of what I say. There is no “compulsion”. Yes, continue being a moron. I love it when you dig yourself deeper into the ditch.
onthemark
@Giancarlo85: “People are obviously giong to do whatever they want in their personal life regardless of what I say.” Yes, so why do you say it? Why are you always here, anxiously posting imaginary “FACTS” on literally every sex-related thread?
Oh… but suddenly they are no longer facts, they are merely YOUR random thoughts and opinions? Okay then!
onthemark
@Giancarlo85: If the internet weren’t invented yet, you’d apparently feel a compulsion to go to bars every night, and lecture random strangers how they “should” be running their sex lives. After all, they shouldn’t object to that because it’s just your opinion. Oh, and you could insult any fat people there. And if anybody punched you in the nose, you could call them a xenophobe.
But maybe you’ll need to do this in real life now. Is it true you’re “banished” here? I must have missed quite a show last night!
Hugh Walker
Obviously, I’m not getting enough!!!
Glücklich
Coffee with chicory. THAT is good stuff. Good little diner, too. Irish coffee’s OK….coffee with a little Kalhua and tequila mmmm-mmmm-mmmm.
henrietta25
My Aunty Gianna just got a nearly new Infiniti G Sedan from only workin part time on a pc… see here now…
———>> www.Snaga-Jobs.Tk
Giancarlo85
@onthemark: I’m not anxiously waiting here for anything. I work for a living. I have to pay my bills and my rent. I don’t get any assistance from anyone so I do it all on my own. I’m not posting any “imaginary facts”. What you are posting is all imaginary nonsense actually.
@onthemark: How would you know? You don’t know me. And I’d probably take part in an advocacy campaign for safer sex and knowing your partner(s). People can choose to listen to an advocacy campaign (like ACT UP), or not.
You probably think advocacy groups are trying to run the sex lives of others and they should all disappear.
You’re an emotional wreck… and your posts are seething with anger.
I never was “banished”. Some trolls decided it would fun to flag my posts and the automated system automatically deleted certain posts. The trolls control several accounts to do this.
Giancarlo85
FYI, I am no longer responding to certain trolls because they cannot handle criticism and flag posts if they are challenged. The trolls in question are not capable of a logical, reasoned discussion based on evidence and sources… so they resort to censorship. You should know better, offthemark. You really should.
onthemark
@Giancarlo85: I didn’t see the “censored” posts before they disappeared, but you violate the Queerty comment policy on a regular, indeed almost daily basis. For example, we’re specifically not supposed to insult people with “idiot” or “moron.” It’s right in the policy.
Giancarlo85
@onthemark: I never violated any rules, at least not in any worse way than you have or these trolls have done. You constantly engage in personal attacks on me and you’ll get a defensive reply. You’ve insulted my personal life, you’ve insulted my gender, you’ve insulted my sexual orientation… and you sir are NOT worth my time.
Your post is flagged.
Giancarlo85
By the way, posts are deleted by an automated system depending on the amount they are flagged. Trolls control many accounts on here and flag it with various accounts. You are a liar, offthemark and off the mark once again.
ButtStuff
@Giancarlo85: Your comments were deleted because because they included r@cist personal attacks. Not, because of your insane conspiracy theory, that “trolls” worked together to flag them.
Giancarlo85
There was no “r*c*ist* personal attacks. That is an absolute lie. Yes, they were flagged (ButtStuff is an alias account that suddenly appeared a few days ago — surprise, surprise).
ButtStuff
@Giancarlo85: You poor sweet thing, do you not know what r@acist means? Because that’s exactly what happened.
ButtStuff
@Giancarlo85: I just figured how who you sound like. Eric Cartman. It’s so obvious.
https://youtu.be/sXQkXXBqj_U
Giancarlo85
Start naming the “ra*c*i*st” attacks. If you cannot you’re just a stupid lying alias of a troll.
Oh that’s right… you’re a troll with a huge ego who refuses to provide any proof.
Who are you exactly? SeeingNothing? BJ McDonald? Alistair?
Seriously… buttstuff… anyone could come up with a better name for an alias.
onthemark
@Giancarlo85: Have you ever even bothered to read the comment policy? It doesn’t say that “posts are deleted by an automated system depending on the amount they are flagged,” so do you definitely know that? Possible I guess, but I’ve been here for years and I’ve never read or heard that, even regarding “Brian” and “Atticus” and their previous, banned personae.
I’ve never understood your Atticus-like obsession with sock puppets. Hey, you work very hard to get everyone here to hate you! It’s not just one or two posters, pretending to be whole bunch of posters. Everybody hates you! Be proud!
But I do have to agree with you that “ButtStuff” is a horrible, disgusting name. 🙂
ButtStuff
@Giancarlo85: I thought you were done responding to trolls? Wow, you almost made a whole two hours, better luck next time.
Giancarlo85
There weren’t any r*a*c*ist comments. There weren’t any attacks.
The trolls couldn’t handle criticism and flagged my posts in masse. The automated system deleted the posts because of that. It’s called flooding. I’ve never been banned off here and never had my posts deleted like that. It’s called flooding and censorship.
This place isn’t actually moderated, so this is how I come up with this conclusion.
No, off the mark… nobody pays attention to you. You are always off the mark and seem to have some weird fantasy about everyone hating me.
onthemark
@Giancarlo85: Also – “FYI, I am no longer responding to certain trolls….”
But you respond to me? Aww. How flattering. :~)
And you’re responding at length to “ButtStuff,” even though you’re convinced he’s really someone else and is one of the trolls in question.
So which trolls, exactly, are you NOT responding to?
Giancarlo85
Off the mark is a nasty person who hates my guts because I proved him wrong more times than you can count. Pretty sad he just won’t let go of a grudge.
Giancarlo85
@onthemark: To certain trolls. ButtStuff is now on that list (along with BJ McFrisky, SeeingNothing, and Alistair). I’m not really paying attention to anything it says anymore.
It’s all “blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah” to me… nothing new. It seems to recycle what it says.
Perhaps I should put you there… your posts are always “dejavu”. Nothing new.
onthemark
@Giancarlo85: You promised me just last month – when you quit Queerty and came back again – that you would IGNORE me. But then you didn’t ignore me! Promises, promises! Is this like “Brokeback Mountain,” you just can’t quit me???
Giancarlo85
I didn’t promise anything to you.
But you’re very boring, and I don’t talk with boring people. You keep recycling crap you said weeks ago. Get some new material.
Ricochet
I fucking hate pumpkin. I also need to get laid.