Snap, Crackle & Pop
Oh, snap! Unquestionably gay in the traditional sense of the word, the toasted-rice-mascot trio was borne out of a waaaay fey radio ad from the 1930s: “Listen to the fairy song of health, the merry chorus sung by Kellogg’s Rice Krispies as they merrily snap, crackle and pop in a bowl of milk.” That’s two Marys merrys and a fairy in a single sentence.
Even more suspiciously, in Denmark the characters are called Pif, Paf and—wait for it—Puf.
Image via Kellogg’s
Mike UK
if you think the elves are gay, you should see British pantomime, girls play boys and vice versa! the principle boy is a girl who always gets the girl!!!, the panto dame is a man and if the panto is Cinderella the ugly sisters are always played by men!
Trelin
You missed the gay elf in “Olive the other reindeer”
“You always get the crazies on Christmas Eve…never fails…” check it out if you get the chance
Rubi-kun
Does Tingle from the Legend of Zelda games count as an elf?
nerdjizz
@Rubi-kun: Tingle doesn’t count for this particular list, but Link certainly should. You just know he wants to save Zelda so they could be besties and not because of some unrequited love he harbors for her. Total ‘mo. (And don’t get me started on her cross-dressing proclivities.)