The Keebler Elves
If “Ernie”—the fey bear elf who leads this motley crew of Martha Stewart wannabees—isn’t a sissy, we’ll eat our hat. Or at least a sleeve or two of E.L. Fudge.
Source: Keebler
ELF RESPECT
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Mike UK
if you think the elves are gay, you should see British pantomime, girls play boys and vice versa! the principle boy is a girl who always gets the girl!!!, the panto dame is a man and if the panto is Cinderella the ugly sisters are always played by men!
Trelin
You missed the gay elf in “Olive the other reindeer”
“You always get the crazies on Christmas Eve…never fails…” check it out if you get the chance
Rubi-kun
Does Tingle from the Legend of Zelda games count as an elf?
nerdjizz
@Rubi-kun: Tingle doesn’t count for this particular list, but Link certainly should. You just know he wants to save Zelda so they could be besties and not because of some unrequited love he harbors for her. Total ‘mo. (And don’t get me started on her cross-dressing proclivities.)