Question: Does Lindsay Lohan Have A Brain, Friends?

While we normally get off on watching rich, famous folk fall from grace, we can’t help but shed a negligible tear for Lindsay Lohan.

Remember that sweet freckle face from Parent Trap? Well, we were really hoping her second rehab stint would set her straight. According to our friends over at TMZ, though, she’s been arrested – again – for DUI, had blow on her and apparently chasing another car!!

This bitch is straight up crazy. And obviously troubled. And you can be sure our home-boy Cord Jefferson over at Mollygood will be offering blow-by-blowhans throughout the day.

In the meantime, let’s all take a second to congratulate Hollywood on another successful child star undone. Go Hollywood!!