It may look like just another inflatable bouncy hot dog toy, but it’s actually an oversized penis disguised to promote the gay agenda. At least according to one antigay Mormon.
The Jumping Hot Dog Hop Hopping Hopper Bouncy Ball is currently available for $19.99 on Amazon. The toy can be inflated to multiple sizes and is great for helping kids develop balance and coordination.
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“My brother-in-law thinks it looks like a penis,” a gay ex-Mormon man recently wrote on Reddit. The man purchased the toy for his seven-year-old nephew with behavioral problems, but his brother-in-law flat out refused the gift because of it’s alleged phallic nature.
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“It’s a hot dog that kids bounce on and it looks nothing like a penis,” the man continued. “That is how riled up Mormons are about homosexuality. I think they believe I’m trying to push a ‘gay agenda’ by getting a seven-year-old a hot dog to bounce on.”
What do you think? Does the giant hot dog look like a penis? Vote in the poll below.
Ladbrook
Yes it does, so I ordered a dozen… which I will drop off at the local private Bible-thumping elementary school as a “donation” the very moment they arrive.
After all, recruitment is a life-time commitment for us, right?
Ken Nolan
About as much as a cucumber or zucchini! 🙂
Glücklich
@Ladbrook:
Not only will get the toaster, it will be gold-plated. Plus the blender, stand mixer, and dehydrator.
Glücklich
@Glücklich:
Not only will *YOU* get the toaster…
jheryn
OMG! The Mormons are more obsessed with sex and being gay than gay men ever will be.
It certainly makes you wonder why they are so obsessed with homosexuality.
“The lady doth protest too much, methinks”
Avery Alvarez
I think if you see penises everywhere where there are no penises, your mind might be trying to tell you something.
Think hard, ooopsss I mean, think well, about what it could be!
spiffy
It will only look like a penis ONLY if there are also two balls attached to one end of the said hot dog.
And if it looks like a penis, it’s a sadly short, albeit very chubby, penis.
Dave Russo
How is it that gay men are accused of being obsessed with sex when all this absolutely ludicrous garbage comes from the homophobes? As Freud said: “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” Geez!
gaym50ish
And they think WE have dirty minds!
Mack
What the hell is the “gay agenda”? I’m a 68 year old gay male and I have NO IDEA what the “gay agenda” is. Did a group of gays get together and decide an agenda? Or is it a right wing “catch all” for anything gay?
TeaForTwo
I think it looks more like a gel capsule.
Possibly pharmacists are pushing their “drug” agenda! 😉
jwtraveler
Assuming that this hot dog toy does look like a penis, how does that promote the “Gay Agenda”? Are gay men the only people who have penises? Are gay men the only ones who think about penises? Are hot dogs the only things that resemble penises? Do Mormons allow their children to eat hot dogs, cucumbers and bananas or do they promote the “Gay Agenda”?
The stupidity of fear and bigotry never cease to amaze.
@Mack:
Subject: The Homosexual Agenda
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> 6:00 am Gym (aerobics)
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> 8:00 am Breakfast (fresh fruit plate, egg whiite omelet, double tall cappucino)
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> 9:00 am Hair and manicure appointment
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> 10:00 am Shopping for new wardrobe
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> 12:00 pm Brunch
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> 2:00 pm Assume complete control of the federal, state and local
> governments; recruit youngsters to our lifestyle; destroy the
> institution of heterosexual marriage
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> 4:00 pm Cocktails (Malibu rum and coke, brie, stoned wheat water
> biscuits)
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> 6:00 pm Light Dinner (soup, salad, Chardonnay)
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> 8:00 pm Opera (Aida)
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> 11:00 pm Bed
Bailey Bednar
I’d ride one and I’m gayer than a goose… and what does that even mean?
Brian Crim
@spiffy: LMAO
Gaymikey1960
I am so f****ng sick and tired of hearing the term (GAY AGENDA) when it is not us who have an agenda, rather it is the Hate filled radical christians AND the F****ng republicans all who have an agenda and the only agenda of hate spreading for us! They are all F****ng IDIOTS!If God is nothing but hate and hatred then you bunch of asses did your job well making most of us not believe in your god!F**k him and F**k you!
skilos
Looks more like a butt plug………short and fat.
TeaForTwo
@jwtraveler:
Ha ha ha…fabulous! 🙂
NoCagada
@Ken Nolan: No…not that much
NoCagada
I feel sorry for any man (straight, of course, which means he’s only seen his own because we all know that straight men don’t look) who thinks that looks like a penis.