"If I Were A Transformer, I'd Be..."

Quiz Finally Answers Life’s Biggest Question

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If you’re like us, you’re desperately trying to maintain some semblance of sanity this post-Fourth Thursday.

And, if you’re like us, you’ll use The Ultimate Transformers Quiz to pass (read: waste) some of your once precious, productive time.

Participants are given a series of questions and the magical computer assigns you a Transformer alter ego. Based on our answers – which included a desire to destroy the world – we’re most like Rumble, who happens to be purple, which happens to be the international color of faggotry.

Spooky…

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