Arse Appreciation

Quiz Time: Name That Wimbledon Arse

It’s no secret that some of the hottest men (on and off the court) compete in Wimbledon. This year is no different, with the likes of Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer and Janko Tipsarevic, competing. But how many of them can you identify just from their asses alone? Take our short quiz to see which players you can name from the rear. Be sure to watch the Men’s Singles Final today to see which rear will take the cream err money.

1. The Bubble Butt

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Hint: His ass is so fine that it once appeared in a Shakira music video.

2. The Lean Ass

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Hint: This player’s long, lean body helped score him a modeling contract with Uniqlo.

3. The Determined Bottom

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Hint: This player is still going strong despite being challenged in nearly every round so far.

4. Mr. Scruff

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Hint: No word if his behind is as scruff as his face but has made a strong showing by making it to the semifinals.

5. The Surprise Top

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Hint: This Belgian surprised many when he topped Rafael Nadal on day one of the tournament.

6. The Champion

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Hint: The hint is in the title, of which he has won many.

7. The Wedgie

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Hint: He’s the only person who likes to feel up his own rear more than we do. Sadly, he was knocked out early in this year’s tournament.

8. The Reach Around

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Hint: The Serbian has yet to make it beyond the fourth round at Wimbledon but still packs a lot punch (bounce in the booty).

9. The Badass

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Hint: Unfortunately this fine rear fell flat on during first round of the tournament.

10. Model Potential

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Hint: If Wimbledon was a modeling competition he would have surely beat Andy Murray in quarterfinals.

How did you do? Answers after the jump!

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5 Comments

  • Niall

    Without checking
    1-Nadal
    2-Djokovic
    6-Federer
    7-Nadal
    9-Tipsarevic, just because of the tats
    10-Verdasco

    Couldn’t care less about the others. I think I got the good ones lol :P

  • Niall

    And just so you know, Tipsarevic is a raging homophobe.

  • jwrappaport

    “Arse Appreciation.”

    Lollerskates!

  • litper

    Niall, but what about “confident” European men?

  • Niall

    @litper: I’ll get back to you on that once I’ve found the point you’re trying to make. It’s gonna take a while though

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