Radar Hearts Mary Cheney’s Unborn Child

Mary Cheney may only be a few months into her lesbian pregnancy, but it’s never too soon to start shopping for baby gifts. Offering a helping hand to Grandpa Dick Cheney, the kids over at Radar have compiled a list of some possible presents for the little bundle of controversial joy.

Among their suggestions, you’ll find the adorable 15″ pride bear, the wholly-appropriate children’s book Heather Has Two Mommies and – our personal favorite – the “Warriors of the Rainbow” costume. This girl looks almost as pleased as Dick Cheney did last week on The Situation Room. Hopefully Mary’s baby won’t inherit his signature snarl.