We’re not sure if you heard, but the military needs a few more troops to send to their deaths. So, the kids over at Radar decided to test their recruitment limits. Of course, their mission wouldn’t be complete without a little ‘mo action. Here’s a taste of Harvey Fierstein getting the soldierly scoop:
HF: …I keep hearing about this “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. Is that, like, bitchy gossip?
RC: Actually, for something like that I’m gonna have to refer you here to my station commander. Let me put you on hold, you can talk to him. [Same recruiter comes back in a few minutes.] Now, what was that question, real quick, one more time?
HF: I hear a lot about “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, I want to know if that means bitchy gossip in the locker room.
RC: No. [Explains DADT].
HF: Can you ask other soldiers about it?
HF: Can you make hints?
RC: No. That’s defined as a statement, an act, or anything to that nature.
HC: It couldn’t be like, cough once for yes, cough twice for no?
It’s some pretty entertaining shit. Read the rest of it by clicking here. Be sure to come back to us, though. We get so lonesome…