inner circles

Rahm Emanuel Didn’t Pick Any Gays To Work For Him, Which Of Course Means He Hates Gays

Now that Rahm Emanuel is the president of Chicago, it’s time to look into who he’s bringing on board to campaign against corruption, or whatever it is the mayor of Chicago does. So who made the list? A pair of former chiefs of staff for outgoing Mayor Richard M. Daley, a pastor, an ex-cop, a banking exec, and, um, no out homosexuals. Which is too bad, because HAVE YOU SEEN THE JEANS HE’S WEARING? Somebody fix that, stat.