Remember a few weeks ago, when we were flustered about a flyer for the “Rainbow Bus Club,” an organization allegedly for “straight men that wanna get together … and pretend to be gay for an hour or so.”
Totally a joke, right? Ha ha ha ha—NO.
We just received photographic evidence that it really, really happened. For real. In reality.
Look at these bros! What an awesome bunch of tops, by which we mean the “DUDES” tank tops they’re wearing.
Of course, the question remains: are they really breeders pretending to be gay—or gays pretending to be breeders pretending to be gay?
It’s unclear. One of them is wearing flip-flops, so, you know.
A little detective-sleuthing (a.k.a. typing words into Google) has yielded additional facts: This project seems to be the work “Chief JD,” who is “that gay,” but has a girlfriend, yet is jealous of women’s fashion, has a thing for muscles and penises and throws shade at Gavin DeGraw.
He’s a complicated man riddled with contradictions, is what we’re trying to say. Joining him are Jordan English and Mason Lisk, who fucking loves rainbows. Also, it’s not their first time at the gay rodeo.
In the end, we’re not sure if this whole thing was real, a joke or somewhere in between. But does it really matter? Love is love—let’s not put a label on it.
Now let’s all go back to the frat house and lie on top of each other for a while.
Maybe we’re witnessing the dawn of a new age when people don’t have to labor under stereotypes about being this or that. Maybe we can start to just be who we are, which is probably somewhere between all of the stereotypical labels that we, religions, politicians, and whomever, want to pin on us. At any rate, these boys are hot!
I WANT THE TANK TOP!!!! LOVE IT!!!
Your use of the word “breeder” is derogatory And should be considered a hate crime. Everytime you call a straight person a name based on they’re sexuality you can forget about being offended by “fag” “homo” “fudge packer” “dyke” etc.
This is equal. This IS a hate crime.
Your hypocrisy is disgusting.
You should be ashamed.
Remember this next time you cry a river over someone saying “oh, that’s gay”
Thanks for setting gay rights back a couple decades. Everything the gay community works towards, for equality and judgement free slurs, you just throw around “breeder” and kiss good bye.
@Sandraewong I am sympathetic to your concerns about the use of the word “breeder.” After consulting the entries for “breeder” and “breeders” at Urban Dictionary , I have to concur, this is generally considered a derogatory term.
In my humble and quite possibly wildly incorrect opinion however, I think your use of the terms “hate crime” & “disgusting hypocrisy”, together with the shaming statement constitute a level of near counter-violence that is overkill in this context.
That said, I do commend you for bringing the issue of divisive behavior to light. Tolerance and understanding are good and necessary steps on the path toward peace and social justice. Maintaining a robust sense of humor is good thing as well, as this piece beautifully demonstrates. Indeed, it was this article that inspired me to become a new member here at QUEERTY.
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@mudgeboy: agree! 🙂
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