Now that everyone knows what everyone already knew, Victor Garber is a gay, everybody can now know that Victor Garber’s boyfriend of 14 years, the Canadian painter and former model Rainer Andreesen, is one hot piece.
With a beard that could induce labor and/or world peace, the 50-year-old Andreesen, as some have already noted, is like a more attractive, less handsy Most Interesting Man in the World. Or Ryan Gosling in 20 years. Hey gay.
His scruffy good looks already have the internet and pant zippers abuzz….
Sorry, got lost in his eyes there for a second. But just look. Look into those pools of light and you’ll be transported to a faraway island where he’s painting you in the nude as you sip on daiquiris. By the way, he’s the one that’s nude.
As a model, he stormed the catwalks of Armani, Gucci, Valentino, Hugo Boss and Ermenegildo Zegna, though he’s known to step in front of the camera every now and again.
Meanwhile, his paintings have been collected by such boldfaced names as Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, Nathan Lane, Clive Davis, JJ Abrams, Alfred Molina, Whoopi Goldberg, Martin Short, Laura Linney, Alan Alda and David Hyde Pierce, according to his website.
He’s even painted Garber on several occasions and in various states of mustache. Not to mention his own self-portrait, and though it can’t even compare to the real McCoy, we wouldn’t kick it off our wall.
Even without the beard, Rainer’s a feast for the eyes.
A feast Victor Garber’s been gorging on for the past 14 years. Hooray for you, Garber. Hooray for freaking you.