Flesh for fantasy

Are you ready for a reality show about underwear designer Andrew Christian?

Andrew Christian, the designer behind the most presumptuously pouched underwear known to man, is getting his own reality show.

“Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be surrounded by underwear models all day?” Christian asks haltingly, flanked by adult stars Topher DiMaggio and Arad Winwin.

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What are the behind-the-scenes workings of a real-life underwear company? Who’s sleeping with who? What’s wrong with that guy who’s all “Don’t think I’m that kind of bitch, because I’m not!“? And most importantly, why are all the model’s briefs blurred out?

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All these questions and more will be answered when Model Behavior actually sees the light of day.

Until then, here’s the trailer: