Andrew Christian, the designer behind the most presumptuously pouched underwear known to man, is getting his own reality show.
“Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be surrounded by underwear models all day?” Christian asks haltingly, flanked by adult stars Topher DiMaggio and Arad Winwin.
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What are the behind-the-scenes workings of a real-life underwear company? Who’s sleeping with who? What’s wrong with that guy who’s all “Don’t think I’m that kind of bitch, because I’m not!“? And most importantly, why are all the model’s briefs blurred out?
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All these questions and more will be answered when Model Behavior actually sees the light of day.
Until then, here’s the trailer:
Xzamilloh
No.
Kieru
Based on this trailer? Not in the slightest. If the hook is supposed to be hot male underwear models in barely-there underwear well it’s 2017 and you can see that on Drag Race, on Instagram, and virtually every underwear site that caters to gay men pushes out monthly videos… including Andrew Christian!
And honestly the whole pitch from that trailer sounds like “Generic Reality TV Pilot”. Are we seriously still pushing these archetypes?
I’d be more interested if this shed some light onto the staff that operates Andrew Christian. I’ve heard some horror stories from past staff on sexual harassment, demeaning behavior, and pay disputes.
DarkZephyr
Yes.
oregonduckbrad
No.
surreal33
Am I confused? Are gay men actually trying past this lazy, trite, garbage off as entertaining? I could
understand if heterosexual men were behind this garbage, however, gay men should know better.
Prax07
Pass
Happyhomo
This is why they’re making it illegal to discriminate against our people in Kentucky and Neil Gorsuch is soon to be on the Supreme Court. Our only role models on tv programs anymore center around clowns and bulges.
ChrisK
These guys are flawless. Who wouldn’t want to live their lives. Nothing but gorgeous people and exclusive VIP wherever you go. I’m totally watching this.
Jack Meoff
Oh hell no!
john_abbott
ABSOLUTELY NOT. I don’t need to watch this pimp show off his porn stars in designer undies. I lost all respect for this ass years ago after finding out about his drug infused parties and pay boys.
wetcnt
Is there an episode devoted to his meth fueled sex parties? Probably no need since there are videos on pornhub.