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Ready To Shell Out Money For The Chris Crocker Documentary?

NYC filmmakers Chris Moukarbel and Valerie Veatch wanna make a documentary about Chris “Leave Britney alone” Crocker called Me At The Zoo. According to them, Crocker is “regarded by millions as the Internet’s first rebel folk hero,” “the first internet celebrity to cross over into mainstream media” (y’mean porn?) “and is part of the first wave of young people coming into adulthood under constant self-surveillance.” All they need is $17,218. Are you in?

You can get a producer credit, a signed poster, tickets to the NYC premiere, and a thank you video from Crocker himself just for donating $10,000… cheap!

To be honest, the trailer looks about as interesting as Jonathan Caouette’s 2003 documentary Tarnation and far less depressing.

Plus the directors are kinda hot and that never hurts.

On:           Aug 12, 2011
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    • George412

      His 15 minutes ended a long time ago. Let’s not extend it anymore.

      Aug 12, 2011 at 9:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Desdemona

      I don’t care what anyone says, he’s amazing! I’ve watched alot of his youtube videos and while some are obviously better than others- they almost always have an intellectual point in some way and are more often than not hysterical & entertaining. I think he deserves a high level of success in the Entertainment business.

      Aug 12, 2011 at 10:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jonathonz

      I’ve never been a big fan of either Chris Crocker or Britney but this looks like a story that needs to be told. From the trailer it looks like Me at the Zoo will be very entertaining and illuminating. I would love to see it!

      Aug 12, 2011 at 11:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Politically Incorrect Thug

      I’ll gladly make a donation if it means we’ll never have to see this semi-human hybrid ever again.

      Aug 12, 2011 at 11:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito

      Who is Chris Crocker?

      Aug 12, 2011 at 12:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan Balehead

      Definately worth watching…

      Aug 12, 2011 at 12:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daniel Villarreal

      @christopher di spirito: He made a famous, teary-eyed YouTube rant telling people to “Leave Britney [Spears] alone!” during the Zenith of her public crapulence

      Aug 12, 2011 at 2:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John

      I can’t wait to see it! It’s a cool idea, he was like one of the first internet stars, it’s crazy how famous he got just sitting in his bedroom with a camera, and his videos are really funny, should be good to see! and I think Chris is very brave to post all the videos he did when he was only 17

      Aug 12, 2011 at 4:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack

      “Don’t pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.”

      Aug 12, 2011 at 4:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • chrissie riot

      He’s relevant how?

      Aug 12, 2011 at 5:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito

      @Daniel Villarreal: Thank, Daniel. I wasn’t being snarky. I honestly don’t recall ever seeing this person before you put this You Tube video up.

      Aug 12, 2011 at 8:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hualaishias

      Dedicated service, the new style, believing you will love it

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      Aug 12, 2011 at 9:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack E. Jett

      It doesn’t matter if you hate or love him. He is part of pop culture and I would love to hear his story……providing there is one.

      Aug 13, 2011 at 4:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MattGMD

      At least this one doesn’t seem to expect success by ridiculing people and drawing cum drops on their pics like that cretin Perez Hilton.

      Aug 13, 2011 at 10:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      Aug 15, 2011 at 2:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alex

      Why are we mocking someone who is seriously unbalanced and desperately needs help? His past has caused him to feel so strongly about Britney Spears getting gang-banged by the paparazzi.

      Aug 15, 2011 at 5:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ernest

      he has nude pix out and supposedly doin a porn with Lady Bunny. SMH he went from being flaming to butch lmfao. His 5 mins of fame is done, stop giving this kid attention. He’s desperate for media attention which is why he got into porn and is now doing this documentary lmfao. I wouldn’t pay a penny to see that junk!

      Aug 15, 2011 at 6:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tusgold


      Perhaps Georges is more reflecting himself and projecting onto Chris


      May 22, 2016 at 10:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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