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Ready To Shell Out Money For The Chris Crocker Documentary?

NYC filmmakers Chris Moukarbel and Valerie Veatch wanna make a documentary about Chris “Leave Britney alone” Crocker called Me At The Zoo. According to them, Crocker is “regarded by millions as the Internet’s first rebel folk hero,” “the first internet celebrity to cross over into mainstream media” (y’mean porn?) “and is part of the first wave of young people coming into adulthood under constant self-surveillance.” All they need is $17,218. Are you in?

You can get a producer credit, a signed poster, tickets to the NYC premiere, and a thank you video from Crocker himself just for donating $10,000… cheap!

To be honest, the trailer looks about as interesting as Jonathan Caouette’s 2003 documentary Tarnation and far less depressing.

Plus the directors are kinda hot and that never hurts.

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18 Comments

  • George412

    His 15 minutes ended a long time ago. Let’s not extend it anymore.

  • Desdemona

    I don’t care what anyone says, he’s amazing! I’ve watched alot of his youtube videos and while some are obviously better than others- they almost always have an intellectual point in some way and are more often than not hysterical & entertaining. I think he deserves a high level of success in the Entertainment business.

  • Jonathonz

    I’ve never been a big fan of either Chris Crocker or Britney but this looks like a story that needs to be told. From the trailer it looks like Me at the Zoo will be very entertaining and illuminating. I would love to see it!

  • Politically Incorrect Thug

    I’ll gladly make a donation if it means we’ll never have to see this semi-human hybrid ever again.

  • alan Balehead

    Definately worth watching…

  • John

    I can’t wait to see it! It’s a cool idea, he was like one of the first internet stars, it’s crazy how famous he got just sitting in his bedroom with a camera, and his videos are really funny, should be good to see! and I think Chris is very brave to post all the videos he did when he was only 17

  • Jack

    “Don’t pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.”

  • chrissie riot

    He’s relevant how?

  • christopher di spirito

    @Daniel Villarreal: Thank, Daniel. I wasn’t being snarky. I honestly don’t recall ever seeing this person before you put this You Tube video up.

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  • Jack E. Jett

    It doesn’t matter if you hate or love him. He is part of pop culture and I would love to hear his story……providing there is one.

  • MattGMD

    At least this one doesn’t seem to expect success by ridiculing people and drawing cum drops on their pics like that cretin Perez Hilton.

  • darkskin bttms R survivors

    Nope…..Next……

  • Alex

    Why are we mocking someone who is seriously unbalanced and desperately needs help? His past has caused him to feel so strongly about Britney Spears getting gang-banged by the paparazzi.

  • Ernest

    he has nude pix out and supposedly doin a porn with Lady Bunny. SMH he went from being flaming to butch lmfao. His 5 mins of fame is done, stop giving this kid attention. He’s desperate for media attention which is why he got into porn and is now doing this documentary lmfao. I wouldn’t pay a penny to see that junk!

  • tusgold

    @George412:

    Perhaps Georges is more reflecting himself and projecting onto Chris

    Brad

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