When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, some droog news: Anthony Burgess’s A Clockwork Orange is getting a full-fledged, all-male stage treatment that promises to be way homoerotic and basically an utter outrage.
Headed by handsome British actor Jonno Davies as good-naturedly sociopathic gang leader Alex DeLarge and directed by Alexandra Spencer-Jones, the production is bound to be an oft-shirtless, way-bloody spectacle.
Ready for a bit of the old Ultraviolence. ??? pic.twitter.com/SbQBFCmwW2
— Jonno Davies (@Jonno_Davies) September 23, 2017
In conclusion, we’d gleefully tie, bind, and brutally murder anyone who gets in the way of our procuring tickets.
Take a look at a sneak peak here: