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Ready for an ultra-violent, all-male stage adaptation of A Clockwork Orange? We are.

When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.

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Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, some droog news: Anthony Burgess’s A Clockwork Orange is getting a full-fledged, all-male stage treatment that promises to be way homoerotic and basically an utter outrage. 

Headed by handsome British actor Jonno Davies as good-naturedly sociopathic gang leader Alex DeLarge and directed by Alexandra Spencer-Jones, the production is bound to be an oft-shirtless, way-bloody spectacle.

In conclusion, we’d gleefully tie, bind, and brutally murder anyone who gets in the way of our procuring tickets.

Take a look at a sneak peak here: