Reagan Ruled Republican Debate
Ronald Reagan’s name came up 53 times during last night’s Republican debate. These guys have a total hard on for the former president. In fact, rumor has it that Mitt Romney came in his pants when comparing himself to the Gipper.
Were those the fancy magical underpants that he wears?
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They keep showing us Reagan so we can see that we elected an old man once before.
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Who is this wonderful Ronald Reagan guy everyone is revering? I’m not sure I know who he is. We once had a president named Reagan who ignored the poor, gave lots of money to people who were already too rich, turned his back on a devastating health crisis, ran the country through an astrologer, stole money to support wars in other countries, created a huge federal deficit, lied to Congress, thinks he singlehandedly stopped the cold war, wanted to put weapons in space.
Is this the guy everyone thinks is god on earth? Maybe I have these guys confused.
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If Reagan were alive today, he’d endorse me, Mittens “the kitten” Romney for president, because we both love chimpanzees.
If elected, I promise every American can have a daily catnap.
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Call me an old meanie who holds a grudge, but I wish little Ronnie Prescott Reagan (often called Ron Reagan, or mistakenly Ronald Reagan, Jr.) had piped up to dad at the beginning of the AIDS pandemic, and said, “You’d better sit down, I have something to tell you.”
Although Nancy’s best pal was flamboyant queen Jerry Zipkin, her husband may have thought he didn’t know any gay people. In fact, he did. His son. And had his son spoken up, lives could have been saved. Yes, I’m an old meanie.
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Ronald Raygun!!! John McCain without the dye job and false white teeth. How far we have come? The Grand Ole Party has not finished with its Genocide of Gays and now the Executioner has yellow teeth to match his “yeller-bellied what-in-tarnation” Gall. How easily the war-punished become the Punisher. So, this cycle of gay-bashing, wife-beating, church-McLovin, child-raping abuse continues with this party of Pedophilic kitten-killing thugs who steal all the 21st Century elections so far….
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“Mitt Romney came in his pants”
Please, Queerty, I just had breakfast.