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Real Housewives Of New Jersey‘s Joe Gorga Gets Gay For Attention

There are many reasons a heterosexual man might jump up onto a platform at a gay bar and begin taking off his clothes: drunkenness, a girlfriend or wife who finds this sort of behavior  kinky, general fun-loving exhibitionism, contractual obligations…

With Real Housewives of New Jersey co-star Joe Gorga (brother to table-flipping Teresa Guidice), it could be any or all of those things. This was the guy, after all, who participated in a drunken brawl at a christening in the first episode of the current season.

But in reality, Mr. Gorga simply decided to join a party at NYC’s gay sports bar Boxers last week, when Housewives homo Greg Bennett, roommate of brothers Albie and Chris Manzo, was celebrating his birthday. (Chris and Albie, Caroline Manzo’s kids, affectionately refer to Bennett as their “mister,” an abbreviation of “man-sister.”) And in the spirit of the day, Gorga decided to take his shirt off while dancing on a table.

Look, at least nobody’s fighting.

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