post-lambert era

Reality Singing Contesants Now Free to Let Their Fag Flags Fly


It’s hard enough keeping up with America reality stars, even when they manage to stand out by killing themselves after killing their wives. So how are we supposed to care about British fameseekers? One way: Come out as bisexual.

Okay, Danyl Johnson, you have our attention. You sleep with men and women. How lovely for you. This will be great news for the millions who watch you on X Factor each week–and expect you to win–and in no way makes us think you’re just trying to follow in Adam Lambert’s loafer steps.

Unlike American Idol‘s Lambert, Johnson then proceeded to hit on his judges — which a smart strategy, given he failed to make it through auditions three years ago.