Calum Best is known for his impactful television work, having appeared on such show as Fool Around With, Celebrity Love Island and Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend (yes, really).
But his real impact was felt on Instagram recently when he took a ride in a big steel box.
Why he’s riding an elevator shirtless is anyone’s best guess, but do yourself a big favor and don’t let it keep you up at night.
His followers were less concerned with this perplexing question as they were with the photo’s real focal point.
Take a look:
The elevator may not be at max capacity, but his pants sure are.
Here’s some more from his feed to appease your need for more, more, always more:
Vince
I like tattoos but that’s just insane.
charlie_jackpot
How far away from these reality stars doing porn are we?
Dymension
Not really sure what the “real” focal was, but I was not impressed.
nm4047
ditto, nothing was riding up anywhere.