Reichen’s One Crazy Motherfucker

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We’re not sure what’s crazier – the fact that Reichen put his name on atrocious Aviator-“inspired” jewelry or his retaliation against Lynn and Alex over at LA Rag Mag.

The dishy duo slammed Reichen’s Love and Pride collection, writing,

Who does he think he is Suzanne Summers, Joan Rivers? The only guys that would buy this are nerd gays who still think Reichen is something to lust after, everyone in Hollywood knows better!

Obviously unstable, Reichen fired off a 3-page hate note, which included this especially nutzoid – not to mention tacky – bit:

Hustling for cash? Are you kidding me? I’ll ALWAYS have more than you in every way including and beyond money, so don’t worry about that. You needn’t worry about my hustling. I know it sucks to lose the Amazing Race, but your insecurity about it here is obtuse. Let’s not talk MONEY, boys. You don’t know MONEY.

Yeah, Reichen, we’re sure you’re rolling in the fucking dough. That’s why you’re hawking that cheap jewelry.

If you think that’s bad, read on…

Reichen’s insanity continues:

All in all, FUCK YOU from here on out…and I MEAN IT. I’ll let as many people as I know what screaming assholes you both are. BCC’ing every person I know well enough to warn in all aspects of charity, reality, and entertainment work in Hollywood (production, casting, etc) on this email, just so you’re aware. I’m going to spend a good hour making sure it goes out to everyone who needs to know what people like you do to people like me. Just spreading further what you put out there already. Nothing wrong with that, right boys? If it prevents you from doing one thing you care about…just one thing…I’ll be elated.

Whoa. What a fucking nut. And, apparently, more petty than we ever imagined. He wonders if there’s any better insult than “fat”:

I DON’T KNOW, YOU DECIDE!!! I have so many other names for you now that “FAT FUCKING GAY GUYS” is the NICEST THING I COULD SAY ABOUT EITHER OF YOU! After being called “not something to lust after anymore” by the LIKES OF THE TWO OF YOU, you just threw yourself into the Boxing Ring of The Battle of Physical Attributes!! MAKES ME THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE GOT TO OFFER. Well let’s GO!

We wonder why Reichen didn’t come after us. We did, after all, break the story. Maybe he found our comments less hurtful. We did, after all, write that if you buy the ring, you’d have “the priceless privilege of wearing an ugly ring designed by a pretty boy”. You know he loves that shit.

Too bad we were so nice. We’d love our own letter. Maybe if we say, “You stink, Reichen,” we’ll get a little hateful love.

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