Reminiscing About the Most Erotic Recalled Food Ever

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Even Starbucks is recalling its products “laced” with peanut butter, the newest ingredient that will cause cancer or make you fat or, maybe you’ve heard, will do something else terrible to you. It’s too bad, since there’s just something outrageously erotic about jelly’s best friend. Perhaps you’ll agree?

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