oral fixations

Rep. Aaron Schock Gives Top Chef Contestants Something Tiny For Their Mouths

Rep. Aaron Schock, the not gay same-sex marriage foe, popped up on Top Chef‘s Quickfire Challenge to introduce contestants to the “toothpick rule.” What’s that?

It’s not Aaron’s de facto litmus test for deciding which guys to take home, but the campaign finance law that keeps lobbyists from pawning off lavish free meals on elected officials by giving a pass on events where paid handshakers introduce congressmen to corporate interests with foods small enough to fit on a toothpick.

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