Rep. Jared Polis Can Pound Beer Through Phallic Apparatus Like the Rest of ‘Em


After a, uh, rousing debate on the biology of homosexuality last night, Stephen Colbert challenged the media to not write a headline that pairs the phrases “Rep. Jared Polis” with “bong.” Because he challenged the legislating gay to a beer bong!

And like any responsible elected official, he opted to do it while the cameras were rolling. Like when Hillary Clinton did shots! But to be fair, he funneled Coors Light, which is a Colorado beer, the state Polis represents. So really, by chugging alcohol on national television, he’s just being a patriot.