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Rep. Jared Polis Can Pound Beer Through Phallic Apparatus Like the Rest of ‘Em


After a, uh, rousing debate on the biology of homosexuality last night, Stephen Colbert challenged the media to not write a headline that pairs the phrases “Rep. Jared Polis” with “bong.” Because he challenged the legislating gay to a beer bong!

And like any responsible elected official, he opted to do it while the cameras were rolling. Like when Hillary Clinton did shots! But to be fair, he funneled Coors Light, which is a Colorado beer, the state Polis represents. So really, by chugging alcohol on national television, he’s just being a patriot.

On:           Aug 18, 2009
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    • Rick

      How confusingly sexual.

      Aug 18, 2009 at 11:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dennis

      I have more respect for ANY politician who’s willing to go up against Colbert, be ‘in on the joke’, and show that they are an actual human being. Takes some ‘brass balls’, as Colbert would say, and there are many pols who are too stoopid, insecure, boring and/or ‘ascared’ to be seen on his show.

      Aug 18, 2009 at 1:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bystander

      That was a pretty weak Beer-Bong, not only did they pour it the wrong way (there was way to much foam) Polis couldn’t finish the whole thing. He needs to learn to relax his throat.

      Aug 19, 2009 at 2:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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