Here’s the one sure thing about today’s Republican party: even it’s comic relief is tinged with homophobia. Latest case in point: the brouhaha over Marco Rubio’s boots.
Yes, boots. Or more specifically, stack-heeled, ankle boots.
The silliness began when a New York Times reporter, who apparently had too much time on his hands, tweeted that Rubio was “rocking some seriously fashionable boots” and included a photo of said footwear. As it turns out, the boots are Florsheim’s that cost about $135, which makes “seriously fashionable” an ironic phrase at best.
That tweet led to a series of snide comments cloaked as fun by other candidates. Ted Cruz‘s campaign staff had a field day at Rubio’s expense. Communication director Rick Tyler said “A Vote for Marco Rubio Is a Vote for Men’s High-Heeled Booties.” Another Cruz aide said that Rubio supported “Italian boots on the ground.”
Carly Fiorina tweeted a picture of her black suede high-heel boots, asking Rubio “Can you rock these?” Rand Paul tweeted a video of himself in Whoopi Goldberg’s dressing room holding a pair of outlandish gold and black shoes, noting in a somewhat effeminate voice that that “Marco Rubio has these cute new boots and I don’t want to be outdone.”
Okay, all in good fun, right? Actually, not. The thinly veiled subtext of all these comments is that Rubio is a little light in the loafers, so to speak.
“They’re clearly trying to effeminize Marco Rubio,” Steve Schmidt, who ran John McCain’s 2008 campaign, told Politico.
Yes, in 2016 in the Republican party, it is still worth your while to imply a rival candidate is less than a real man, based on his shoes. And the implication that someone is effeminate is closely linked to the idea that he is gay.
Rubio does look like the juvenile lead in a musical about Congress, and his age does play against him by making him look callow. But of all the things to attack him for, being insufficiently masculine has to be one of the most ridiculous. The assumption is that strength can only be conveyed through overt displays of testosterone, which ankle boots are not.
In the greater scheme of things, Rubio’s boots are a footnote in a GOP presidential race characterized by rampant homophobia, xenophobia, and Islamophobia. But the fact that Rubio’s rivals think that they can gain an advantage by suggesting he’s not manly enough shows you just where the Republican party is today. It’s not a pretty place.
Giancarlo85
Who cares? We all know what these republicans are about. They lie to their constituents and love spending taxpayers money on themselves.
Brian
Well, it was the liberal New York Times which first brought up the topic of Rubio’s boots. If gay-baiting occurred, it’s the liberal New York Times’ fault.
Giancarlo85
@Brian: Shut up please. We on this site are tired of your right wing ass kissing. That is all you do. And other Republicans went crazy about this… So no it is their fault for looking like idiots.
Roy Hortman
Leave this guy alone.Damn he can wear what he wants.,what’s wrong with being your style.keep it up rubio
Randy Judd
Don’t y’all have Refugees to focus on?
1EqualityUSA
If this is all the republicans have to talk about….
Glücklich
@1EqualityUSA:
Really.
Didn’t Charles Kuralt and The Beatles wear these same shoes?
Douglas Schlitz
Like a school of Puranas they turn on each other when desperate !
Giancarlo85
@Roy Hortman: Oh I wouldn’t criticize him for the clothes he wears (well maybe I should if he is wasting taxpayer money on them). I will criticize him for his shit policies though. Same thing with every other Republican.
Arthur Silverstein
Sad commentary on today’s politics
John Malin
Homo Phobia actually means “Fear of Man” now ain’t that a little bootie up homophobe’s butts? Rubio’s boots remind me of one of Napoleon’s nicknames, “Le Petit Malin” meaning LITTLE SLY BOOTS. Rubio wants to look larger than he actually is, IT’S NOT WORKING!
BlueDude
Are some perceived “gay-ish” boots all they have to talk about? I cant wait to see the entire GOP Hindenburg come crashing down in flames!
money718
No other candidate brought this up. Donald Trump was asked about it and he stated, it helps to be tall. Marco is only 5’8, with the boots, he is 5’10.
Another lie from the media.
duglucas
I always thought he was a Cuban heel (a contemptibly dishonorable or irresponsible person), so I’m not surprised he wears them as well. It could be a subconscious tell.
captainburrito
If that is the best they could do it would suggest his opponents have nothing..
Avery Alvarez
Well, they were a nice pair of boots.
NateOcean
This is news?
Meanwhile, in a set of rules that *doesn’t* apply to Barack Obama, somehow Ted Cruz is an American (despite the fact that he was born in Canada to a Cuban father).
Eleswhere, Trump has shot off his mouth again. You just know that, down the road, it will somehow end for Trump in a bunker.
Juanjo
I love the comments by the Republican apologists here. The NYTs guy tweeted that Rubio was “rocking some seriously fashionable boots” and included a photo of said footwear. That is not the same as Rand comparing them to Whoopie Goldberg’s shoes as well as the other comments deriding Rubio for being less masculine. Several others commented on it as well so do not blame this locker room escapade by the clown car occupants on the “liberal” NYT.
Giancarlo85
@Juanjo: The gay republican clownshow will always come up with new excuses for their party. It’s like watching a trainwreck.
youarekiddingme
@NateOcean: What set of rules are you saying don’t apply to Barack Obama?
As much as I can’t stand Cruz…you need to look into the law and the definition of “natural born” as it applies to citizenship. It goes back before colonial times and the framers of the Constitution were well aware of the definition. Natural born means of course anyone born in this country. It also means a person born to at least one parent who is a US Citizen and is born in another country is also considered to be “natural born.” In Cruz’ case he was also a Canadian Citizen. He renounced his citizenship some time ago. This whole citizenship issue was brought up during the first Obama election when the lies flew around about him being born in Kenya. Same scenario…still natural born since his mom was US Citizen. It didn’t matter in that case since he was born in Hawaii.
So, were you referring to the set of rules and Obama referring to this whole citizenship thing? If you were…where have you been? He was born in Hawaii…they got a genuine copy of his birth certificate!
Kangol
@youarekiddingme: Ted Cruz renounced his Canadian citizenship in 2014, not “some time ago.” Even Carly Fiorina has asked him why it took so long. There actually more complications with the concept of “natural born,” though if one has an American parent or parents and is born overseas, there shouldn’t be an issue. Strangely, both of Cruz’s parents turn up on a 1970s Canadian voters list, as if one or both were Canadian citizens.
At any rate, Barack Obama was without question an American citizen, since he was born in the state of Hawai’i, which entered the union in 1959, two years before he was born in 1961. Both of his parents could have been immigrants, and he’d still be a natural born citizen because of the 14th Amendment. Anyone born on US soil automatically is.
Kangol
That should read “Barack Obama was a citizen when elected in 2008 and 2012,” and is one today!
ohcanadian
I am so so tired of old angry white guys.