Rhyming Rosie Reflections

We don’t know how they did it, but new blog on the block Can O’ Whup-Ass somehow managed to get Rosie O’Donnell to contribute some of her patented poetics. You’ll have to head over to read the whole thing, but we’ve been authorized to share a bit of her very special sapphics: rosieopenmouth.jpg

First things first: I’m sure you know
Things are rough on Rosie O
You’ve seen my reputation scarred
That movie where I played a ‘tard
The magazine of mine that tanked
My broadway show that stunk and sanked
Then that time I let it fly
That Clay’s a sissy on the sly
After that I angered folks
With my chinky China jokes
Next the feud with Donald Trump
(I’d love to waste the pasty chump)
I ragged on Anna’s lack o’ charm
Hours before she bought the farm

Alright, it’s totally phony, but you’ve gotta admit they really captured her voice.

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6 Comments

  • Hephaestion

    I disagree. I don’t think they captured Rosie’s voice AT ALL.

    I am certain Rosie would never use the degrading word “‘tard” and to attribute this to her is lower than low.

  • BeeDee

    Why don’t you focus your juvenile, bitchy hating to someone that’s more deserving. Every time you dis Rosie O’Donnell you show how biased you are, ignorant Zsa Zsas.

    By the way, I’m not a fan of O’Donnell, but it’s so obvious you’ve got it out for her. Move on already…

  • Stevie

    Gracious sakes, I was wondering when someone would discover my (second) fave blog, Whup-ass…okay I haven’t actually seen it but the buzz is ri-DICK-ulous!!

    Agreed, that’s not the narrative voice of the Ro. It’s obvs a ruse. It scans like W.B. friggin’ Yeats!

  • funboy3

    ummm. that really sounds nothing like rosie.
    but they rhymes are good. just not r’s style.

  • poodle

    i like rosie but that pic makes her look like the stay puffed marshmallow man

  • jack

    I think “ignorant Zsa Zsas” is my new favorite phrase.

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