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Rick Perry Clears Up His Antigay Comments At (Fake) Press Conference

Screen Shot 2014-06-19 at 10.42.34 AM“When you said that alcoholism is like homosexuality, did you mean that they’re both a lot of fun in your 20s?”

That’s just one of the ridiculous questions posed to a fictional Rick Perry after the real Rick Perry made equally ridiculous comments likening homosexuality to alcoholism.

In case you missed his astoundingly off-base remarks, this about sums it up:

“Whether or not you feel compelled to follow a particular lifestyle or not, you have the ability to decide not to do that. I may have the genetic coding that I’m inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that, and I look at the homosexual issue the same way.”

Oh to be inside that confused self-loathing cowboy’s mind for just one day.

The horror…

Here’s the funny-but-not-that-funny because it’s a bit-too-true video from Funny Or Die: