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Rick Perry Only Made $990 In His Bisexual Barebacking Venture

On April 12 1995, now Texas Governor Rick Perry invested $7,875 into Movie Gallery, a company that was once America’s largest porn distributor with titles such as Big Tit Brotha Lovers 6, and Bisexual Barebacking Vol. 1. On April 28 of the same year, he sold all of his stock in the company and made a whopping $990.

Think Progress says, “To be fair, it’s unclear how much knowledge Perry had about these investments, and they were a very small part of his overall stock portfolio.”

What we’re wondering is if he ever actually watched Bisexual Barebacking Vol. 1 and what the Movie Gallery-boycotting American Family Association has to say about their political pal’s porny past.