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Rick Santorum + Mike Huckabee Compete To Say Stupider Things About Gay Marriage

Yesterday we challenged Pat Buchanan to say worse things about gay people than Mike Huckabee. He succeeded. But can Rick Santorum beat the Huckster in a new round of Bigots Say The Darndest Things?

Give it a go, Rick!

I certainly want to be kind, and if people want to love somebody else, they’re perfectly free to love whoever they want to love. It’s different, though, if you’re asking us to change the law about marriage and the impact of changing that law is on our schools, on our childrens’ education, and on our religious institutions.

Ooooh, buddy, so close! But Mike really beats you on this one:

Government should legislate affirmation of what marriage is. Marriage is not whatever we want it to be. Marriage is a man and a woman committed in a relationship for life.

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11 Comments

  • Pete

    I am so sick of the talking point: “33 states have had this on the ballot, and in every one of those states they have affirmed traditional marriage”. Everyone of these assholes uses this whenever they feel uncomfortable answering the real question asked of them. Ever heard of argumentum ad populum? Just because lots of people agree with you doesn’t mean you’re right.

  • J. R. Braden

    You’d think Mr. Frothy Mixture would want to avoid pissing off the gays after what happened last time.

  • Mark

    Ah, Mike – – so, committed for life like Newt Gingrich has been committed for life to, let’s see, 3 wives? Or, committed like John Ensign? Oh yeah, he had / has a mistress. Committed like the SC governor with a paramour in Argentina? Look buddy, you better make sure the house is in order of the political party you are a part of before you start making blanket statements like that. asswipe

  • justiceontherocks

    Dumb and dumber.

  • tjr101

    Guys, please don’t forget to google the word “Santorum”and click on the first two links, it’s quite informative about the icky things in life!

  • woodroad34

    These statements from two people who want less intrusion of government in our lives…yet can’t wait to use government to impose bigotry. Society is changing and the people get to choose, not government.

  • jak

    The best way to get rid of irritants like these two is a tube of Preparation-H.

  • DJ

    Ignorance and religion go hand in hand. I honestly feel like if their were no religion, the world would run a lot smoother…

  • Michael Letterman

    Gear up Queers this is the face of our next President (or one simliar in form and style). The major majority of which I am a member, is fine with civil or other form of marriagelike arraingements but we will fight to maintain marriage as male/female no matter what.

    So compromise and win or fight and loose, the choice is yours to make. While gays are here to stay there is no way we will allow them to attain a special staus just like we won’t allow any other sexual deviancy do so either.

  • Atomicrob

    Morons.

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