https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDl4O0fQQwc
At some point in Rick Santorum‘s past he admitted to loving a monkey on camera—no wonder he thinks gay marriage will lead to man-on-dog action.
Santorum and the talking monkey were just colleagues, their relationship purely a professional one. Their godly hug shouldn’t infer physical intimacy. That polo shirt was chosen by a person who wishes their identity remain secret and Rick has very little memory of that day and prefers that you’d respect his privacy in this admittedly embarrassing moment.
gregger
If only he would take those words to heart instead of being a hypocrite and a bigot.
plazaboy
Oh god, I remember watching that show on early Sunday mornings while my parents finished getting ready for church. I hated that stupid monkey.
Ah Um Yeah
But that’s not Rick Santorum, unless there is a joke I am missing…
Erik Walton
I just threw up in my mouth a little…
Chuck
“Their godly hug shouldn’t *IMPLY* physical intimacy.” Thank you.
TMikel
Santorum is SO gay! Not the rainbow on the polo shirt. Ah Um Yeah – of course it’s Santorum – you could recognize that mouth anywhere, even in the dark.
MattGMD
Actually it’s Rev Rick Carlson who does very much resemble a younger Santorum.