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Rick Santorum Sings “I Am What I Am.” No, Not That “I Am What I Am.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDl4O0fQQwc

At some point in Rick Santorum‘s past he admitted to loving a monkey on camera—no wonder he thinks gay marriage will lead to man-on-dog action.

Santorum and the talking monkey were just colleagues, their relationship purely a professional one. Their godly hug shouldn’t infer physical intimacy. That polo shirt was chosen by a person who wishes their identity remain secret and Rick has very little memory of that day and prefers that you’d respect his privacy in this admittedly embarrassing moment.

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7 Comments

  • gregger

    If only he would take those words to heart instead of being a hypocrite and a bigot.

  • plazaboy

    Oh god, I remember watching that show on early Sunday mornings while my parents finished getting ready for church. I hated that stupid monkey.

  • Ah Um Yeah

    But that’s not Rick Santorum, unless there is a joke I am missing…

  • Erik Walton

    I just threw up in my mouth a little…

  • Chuck

    “Their godly hug shouldn’t *IMPLY* physical intimacy.” Thank you.

  • TMikel

    Santorum is SO gay! Not the rainbow on the polo shirt. Ah Um Yeah – of course it’s Santorum – you could recognize that mouth anywhere, even in the dark.

  • MattGMD

    Actually it’s Rev Rick Carlson who does very much resemble a younger Santorum.

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