https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDl4O0fQQwc

At some point in Rick Santorum‘s past he admitted to loving a monkey on camera—no wonder he thinks gay marriage will lead to man-on-dog action.

Santorum and the talking monkey were just colleagues, their relationship purely a professional one. Their godly hug shouldn’t infer physical intimacy. That polo shirt was chosen by a person who wishes their identity remain secret and Rick has very little memory of that day and prefers that you’d respect his privacy in this admittedly embarrassing moment.

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