Ricky Martin, the suspected homosexual and new father who is not Clay Aiken (one of these two confirmed that he is, in fact, a said homosexual), was just trying to enjoy a night out in Miami when some desperate hanger-on still living in the 90s got all up in his bon-bon. Jeez people. Celebrities, like zoo animals, are to be observed, not approached.
Celebs flocked to Miami once again for the Winter Music Conference but Ricky Martin wasn’t living “La Vida Loca.” The Latin crooner saw red after one raucous female fan wouldn’t leave him alone at the South Beach hotspot Mansion, where the new dad was on hand with several male friends.
“This girl kept going over and asking him to ‘Shake your bon bon!’ and screaming in his face,” our spy shared. Ignoring her for a little, Martin finally had enough. “He snapped back, ‘That’s really not cool. Please don’t embarrass me like this,’ ” says our source. Martin, who then moved his entire entourage to the other side of the club to escape her, eventually did start shaking it and then continued to dance until 3 a.m.
[NYDN; Photo: Splash News]
bryce
haha i think this is a funny report:
please dont embarrass me like this!
he’s ok by me
Smokey Martini
I’d tap that.
Monica Roberts
Picture it..
Montrose (Houston).. 1983..
I go to a Grace Jones concert and all of a sudden.. “I got it!” (or “:Eurekra!”: for the California-Latin purists!)
I wish to God that the privilege rich white gays would pay as much attention to us fungal-poverty-wannabe-wishwedids- elderly ass broke black Louisville transies as y’all do things that is ACTUALLY interesting!!
Until then.. I will scour the www for the google news alert “transy” –
and if it makes you rich anti gay hot menz look bad, trust, I will print it… not that my page get any “hits”..
Nate
Gee, you would think that he’d be appreciative of one person out of hundreds paying attention to him.
Renee
The title of your story is offensive. Reducing women to body parts is never acceptable. What the hell does “lady bits” conjure in the mind except for roving vaginas that refuse to be docile and submissive in the way that we have constructed a female identity. If you have a problem with the behavior of these women, you can say so without reducing them to their genitalia. It is unacceptable and highly sexist.
Steve
LOL @ Renee
Me thinks your lady bits need a little bit of loving =P
Lady bits does not conjure those images for me at all
Renee
@Steve:
Right that is original a woman point out sexism and somehow she just needs a good fuck. How about you mind your business and let me deal with my genitalia. You`re nothing but a typical sexist drone.
Steve
Good lord. whatever.
I am still laughing that you picture a roving vagina that refuses to be docile when someone says lady bits.
Not everything that one person thinks is offensive, sexist, racist, etc., is to another person. The fact that you were offended by the term lady bits is funny to me…may make me insensitive to your feelings, but not a typical sexist drone.
NateB79
@Renee: Oh lord. another militant feminist lesbian here to tell the gays how to treat women. Here’s the website for you. http://www.theangrylesbian.net. Not queerty.
Alexa
I’m a feminist lesbian and didn’t take offence at the title at all. Probably because I’m guilty of reducing men to their icky boy parts on occasion.
NateB79
@Alexa: See that’s the sense of humor to have. I think we all reduce people to their icky parts sometimes.
inquiring mind
@Monica Roberts: Since you seem to be up on this type of untalented trash of drag performers tell us how Flotilla deBarge and her white counter parts, Cashetta and Candis Cane, are doing nowadays.