Rihanna, Queen of Slay is putting formerly employed “actor” Charlie Sheen in his place today, announcing on Twitter that “that old queen” better “get ha diapers out of a bunch…”
The fighting words were initially provoked by Sheen, who criticized the Pop Goddess in a TwitLonger post this morning. According to reports, Sheen was dining at a Santa Monica restaurant with his porn star fiancé last night when he noticed that Rihanna was enjoying dinner with a friend in the same restaurant.
Believing that other celebrities are subject to obey his every request, Sheen reportedly “sent a request to Rihanna’s table,” inviting her to an impromptu meet-and-greet at his table because it was his fiancé’s birthday.
Rihanna reportedly declined because the restaurant was not a suitable meeting place due to the number of paparazzi hanging around outside, and also probably because Charlie Sheen is awful and it’s not Rihanna’s responsibility to kneel at his feet.
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“Nice impression you left behind, Bday or not,” Sheen writes. “Sorry we’re not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess. (or in this case the Village idiot)”. The letter begins with an admission that he “couldn’t pick [Rihanna] out of a line-up at gunpoint” and classified meeting her as an opportune time to “chug Draino [sic]” and think “please kill me now.”
Sheen continues:
you see THIS is the reason that I ALWAYS take the time. THIS is why I’m in this thing 31 awesome years. Good will and common courtesy, carefully established over time to exist radically in concert with a code of gratitude!
Oh yeah, look how far that got you, Charlie!
oh and Riahnna, Halloween isn’t for a while. but good on you for testing out your costume in public. it’s close; a more muted pink might be the answer, as in: none.
See ya on the way down, (we always do) and actually, it was a pleasure NOT meeting you. clearly we have NOTHING in common when it comes to respect for those who’ve gone before you. I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds to situate that bad wig before you left the restaurant.
Rihanna can obviously not be bothered by this nonsense. She responded with two brilliant tweets this afternoon:
Goooorrrrrrlllllll……
— Rihanna (@rihanna) May 22, 2014
If that old queen don't get ha diapers out of a bunch…
— Rihanna (@rihanna) May 22, 2014
The Queen reigns.
KDub
Grown adults arguing on Twitter are hardly slay anything but their reputations, not that either had a shining one to begin with.
Cam
On the bright side by not going over there she avoided being exposed to several strains of incurable syphilis.
As for her calling him an “Old Queen” well I can see why she would think that….after all she dated a young queen for quite a while who was just as mentally unstable. She probably got Sheen and Brown mixed up.
dregstudios
He gets even wilder the deader he gets! How many grams of rock do you think Zombie Charlie Sheen can bang down? Put on your party face and see at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2011/10/09-countdown-to-halloween-charlie-sheen.html on the Zombie Walk of Fame!
money718
Damn. Rihanna shut him down quick.
Black Pegasus
@Cam: lol you managed to ‘slay’ both Charlie and Rihanna with one stone. Nice.
rickyboi7
lol, I’ll bet Sheen is a queen, a raging mo. Mezaien above – YOU are fucked up!
Charlyk
Mezaien:
I think you are a nasty piece of work. To say what Chris Brown did to her was right is disgusting!!!!!
How can can you condone domestic violence? Explain that to me and everybody else please? I want to know what crap you have to say for yourself?
Charlie Sheen is one horrible human being. He does not deserve anybody’s attention!
john
WTF…who summons someone over to their table to meet their fiancee? Haha and then gets upset because the intended party declines. If i was out and someone summoned me to their table i would also decline. Regardless of who you are unless you are POTUS and the secret service makes me go over with a threat of bodily harm…it aint happening!
She responded appropriately both times first by not going over there and secondly by calling him an “Old Queen”…and if anyone finds that homophobic.. GTFOH …too bad.
Why do some people believe the world revolves around them?…i.e. Charlie Sheen. Maybe the damn girl was having a great meal with a loved one. GTFOH!!! And only a low life scum bucket would bring domestic violence into this. IDIOT!
Daveliam
While I don’t see any issue with what Rihanna said, I find it interesting that the author of this article is the same one who blasted Harvey Fierstein for also making a homophobic comment. So when Harvey does it, he’s wrong. When Rihanna does it, she’s the “queen”? Why the double standard?
michael mellor
Rihanna is not GLBT-friendly. Witness her jams with anti-GLBT bigots.
BigWoody
@Mezaien:
1. I’ll assume that English is a second language for you, so a pass is given for grammar and sentence structure errors.
2. Even I, as a radical atheist, am disgusted by your words. I do detest organized religion, but your comments verge on anarchy. Harming individuals who do not share your beliefs is not ok.
3. You are neither funny nor witty. You are a sociopath, a bully looking for attention.
4. With this post advocating violence against a woman, you have gone too far and should be banned by Queerty.
5. By the way, your posts also irritate me because of your continued use of jargon in the form of what looks like an acronym (D.E.K.C.U.F up). If you are attempting to be cutesy by spelling “fuckedup” backwards, the rarely used urban slang spelling is “pudekcuf” without periods.
crowebobby
@BigWoody: Totally non-apropos, but thanks for finally clearing up what “pudekcuf” means; it’s been going right over my head.
crowebobby
@john: I think according to TMZ he asked if they could stop by her table, not the other way around. In any case, no straight man, not even a baby-raping serial killer, deserves to be called a “queen.” There are some insults that are way beyond the pale.
DarSco
Rhianna is a RUDE little child! Charlie Sheen read her & chopped her up like and old queen lol
Seriously, Charlie Sheen is right if you ar famous and don’t want to be approached by fans STAY AT HOME! and that wig was hideous
Daniel-Reader
So Rihanna has brain damage from being punched in the head once too often?
Matt G
Wow Charlie Sheen….. sour grapes much? you cared enough about “the village idiot” that you wanted to have some FaceTime with her but once she says no it’s time to start name calling? Maybe if your most recent reasons for being in the spotlight involve being unapolagetically mentally ill and extremely unstable people might not want to be seen in public with you….
toberlin
:)carefree is different…think she just does what she want
spencer87
Let that dirt QUEEN know Rihanna.As for that person saying Rihanna isn’t LGBT friendly,you are reaching for the stars.Just cause she did a few songs with these people (don’t know who they are) doesn’t mean much.The record label and/or management could’ve pushed for the collaborations.On top of that, not everyone is going to check extensively to see if they are anti-gay.It has happened before to quite a few LGBT icons. Most notably (I remember) Janet Jackson.
GeriHew
Obviously he’s heard the gossip about her being bi and was hoping she was up for a threesome.
robho3
So many mean, hateful things being said on here. It’s very sad!