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Robert Pattinson: Edward Should Be Gay In Next “Twilight” Movie

Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner stopped by Ellen this week to chat up the final installment of the Twilight flicks, Breaking Dawn Pt.2, which hits theaters November 16.

Lautner’s definitely sad to say farewell to his meal ticket, but Pattinson—who’s had a little (though not much) success outside the franchise—seems eager to move on. He told Ellen he’d agree to another Twilight flick—but only if his character, brooding vampire Edward Cullen, turned gay.

“I was also thinking another way to do it would be to make it look like Will and Grace, where Edward turns gay,” he theorized. “They raise the kid and everything.”

Edward? Um, hello—Jacob is the gay one! He’s got a ridiculously hot body, hangs out with a gang of other hot guys and always has his shirt off. That’s Fire Island in July.

    • bystander

      Team Jacob.

      Nov 10, 2012 at 8:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dumdum

      What are those movies about? Gay vampires, or drag queens, or horny teens or something?

      Nov 10, 2012 at 12:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dumdum

      I know what they are about. About an hour and a half too long.

      Nov 10, 2012 at 12:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redspyder

      @Dumdum: roflmao

      Nov 10, 2012 at 1:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo

      @Dumdum: Do what I do, just invent your own movie.

      It starts with a landspeed record attempt which is foiled by the ghost of Stalin, who then teams up with the car company to defeat some kind of ancient evil. The twist is that Stalin turns out to be evil. His best friend is a talking pie.

      Nov 10, 2012 at 2:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GreenmanTN

      I’d be embarrassed too if I was involved in the Twilight series. It was nothing but Mormon abstinence porn that glorified simpering women and stalker boyfriends. And vampires that *sparkle”? To quote Heather Chandler, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

      I checked the DVDs out from the library so Stephanie Meyer didn’t see a dime of my money because she tithes (as is mandatory) 10% of her earnings to the Mormon church, which they use to fight gay rights. So fuck a bunch of Stephanie Meyer.

      But I have seen the movies so I can say that the 1st one wasn’t bad but all the rest are awful. NOTHING ever happens. Simper simper simper, whine whine whine, my boyfriend left me so I’m going to POUT about it for six goddamn (movie) hours straight. I guess it’s too much to ask Kristen Stewart to ACT but could she at least open her goddamn eyes all the way? Is that so much to ask?

      Nov 10, 2012 at 2:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • randallreynolds

      No offense to Edward, but **PLEASE** make it Jacob instead!!!

      Nov 10, 2012 at 3:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gregergjp2006

      Definitely Jacob!

      Nov 10, 2012 at 7:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gregergjp2006

      @Dumdum: LOL!

      Nov 10, 2012 at 7:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • macmantoo

      He probalby wants to play gay so he can make out with Lautner. Wouldn’t mind making out with either, hell wouldn’t mind making out with the whole male cast.

      Nov 11, 2012 at 1:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChristopherM

      If that will make Pattinson take a damn shower, I am all for it.

      Nov 11, 2012 at 10:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      Considering the books were written by a Mormon and the underlying theme is that a girl can’t live unless she is with her man I don’t think they will be putting out any gay plots soon. ;)

      Then again, I could understand why being around Kristen Stewart all that time could make him want to be with men instead.

      Nov 11, 2012 at 2:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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