And, Quite Possibly, Stuck His Finger In A Socket

Robert Shapiro Reaches A New Low


Since he’s already defended a double-murderer, lawyer Robert Shapiro has now invested his occupational expertise – and leathery face – to a legal website, Legal Zoom. Now, we don’t want to say this site’s totally phony, but you know something’s up when you can make a wills start at $69. If you’re making a will for under a hundred dollars, well, you should probably just write it on toilet paper.

Meanwhile, when was Shapiro electrocuted? The poor man looks like he’s one bolt away from incineration.

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