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Ronnie Kroell’s X-Rated Naked Playgirl Photos Are Here

If these (NSFW) are all of the Playgirl photos of Ronnie Kroell, then once again, you’ve been had: He is not erect, as Daniel Nardicio said he’d be. At best, there’s a shot of him with a semi.

We aren’t posting them here because it’s a family site, and Playgirl should get some cash for all their hard work. But you’ll be pleased if Levi Johnston’s non-full front shoot let you down, but upset if you were expecting to take out a ruler to see if Ronnie is a grow-er or a show-er.

Go support the cause at Playgirl.com.

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37 Comments

  • Aaron

    Just saw them. WOW! He’s not exactly small! And hairy! :)

  • Cam

    Met him at a chairty fundraiser. Sweet guy, I hope he gets some more modeling jobs off this.

  • Aaron

    Actually, he is erect in one of the pics. Erect or not, it’s nice to see the goods.

  • Arkano18

    His photo shoot is better than Levi Johnston’s. Deffo.

  • Fitz

    He is sexy, and I admire anyone with the guts to go full frontal, weather or not they are huge or have a 6-pack.

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    Hawt pics! Ronnie definatley has something to “Kroell” about.. :-p (I can’t help it, I have read waaaaay too many Queerty headlines)

    Now he needs to talk Ben into doing a joint photo shoot….

  • Jason

    That worked.

  • fredo777

    I think the photog should have advised him to position one of his legs a little further back in the mirror shot, which would have the effect of flattering his butt more.

  • D'oh, The Magnificent

    He has a nice penis. Just saying.

  • J. Clarence

    Levi Johnson’s Playgirl’s pictures don’t even compare to Ronnie’s. They are in like two completely different leagues.

    I saw this photos yesterday and needless to say I was bewitched, bewildered, bothered…in my pants.

    What I wonder about, and how this might play into the whole can gays play straights debate we have been having, is whether or not Playgirl’s straight female readers will buy into the fantasy even though they know (or maybe that don’t) that Ronnie is gay.

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    @J. Clarence: I am so very sorry to inform you that there is no such thing as “Playgirl’s straight female readers”…… :-p

  • fredo777

    I think it’s funny, too, that some of the livejournal members think Ronnie’s body is hot but his face is “gross”. I’d be curious to see what their faces look like.

  • Brian

    “Go support the cause” You are kidding, right?

  • T.

    This is a family site?

  • J. Clarence

    @PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: Haha. Good point.

    I figured there were would be at least one or two, after all there is a girl with him in one of those shots. Though that might just be there for semantics.

  • Oh boy

    He looks great. Good for him. He better own it.

  • drewbrown

    I won’t be falling for Playgirl’s lies again. I purchased a subscription for the much-hyped Levi Johnston photo shoot, which ended up being extremely lame. This time, I’ll be using the Googles to view their images. Take that.

  • Rhydderch

    makes me want a hotdog real bad

  • Tré Xavier

    As a porn actor, one thing I always hated were photoshoots. Because once you have that erection, unless you’ve popped a Viagra, if a photo isn’t taken right then, you start to lose it.

    Since I personally am not a size queen, Ronnie is HOT, so I like being able to see what Ronnie has whether it’s big, small, flaccid, or hard. I would LOVE more butt shots though.

    In all honesty, this bickering over his size seems to be the problem with Playgirl catering to its gay male audience. When Playgirl was believed to have had a large female following, size DID NOT matter. The question of the day back then was the same that I ask of any good-looking man I’m sexually attracted to today, “I don’t care how big, but do you….got dick?”

    With all that in mind, let’s not compare Ronnie’s pics to those of Levi, ummmm, what’s his name?

  • Get Equal R @ Least Doing Something (John from England)

    @drewbrown:

    It serves you right for wanting to see that homophobic douchebag.

  • afrolito

    Sorry, but the pictures are terrible, which is a shame, since he is a goodlooking guy.

  • K.

    Those were definitely weak photos. They could have been so much better, even by pornography standards. The compositions were weak, the desaturation is uncreative and he could have had more authentic poses. He’ll never be a high fashion model, he’ll probably do a Hollister/Aeropostale/American Eagle campaign and fade away.

  • fredo777

    The haters are out in full force it seems.

  • Aaron

    I just bought the issue. Not bad at all :)

  • vegetablelollipop

    I’d brain him ’til he blasts my head clean off.

  • IQ

    Um.. Who?

  • RomanHans

    Wait: the photos are “here” — but they’re not HERE? Speaking of lies. . . .

  • BetterThanRonnie

    This kid is a complete sociopath. I came across this article literally by accident, and i’m not one for ‘flaming’ on others….but this kid doesn’t deserve an ounce of the attention he gets. He acts like a total charmer but is completely devoid of a Soul. I agree with the above poster who said he may pull off a few abercrombie, etc shoots while he has his 5 minutes of fame in the sun, but beyond that ….yes, he’ll fade away. Sorry Ronnie, you’re just not as great as you think you are. Sometimes life is a bitch like that ;)

  • BetterThanRonnie

    oh PS….did I mention this kid’s main goal is to run for President of the United states? Yeah right….first president to have been featured in playgirl. Like that’ll REALLY happen.

  • Sammy

    Would not pay to see someone who is not famous naked when I could see about a million naked men on the internet for free. Not sure when people like Daniel Nardicio will realize that this is not interesting.

    People who pay for nudity or porn bewilder me. Have you met the internet?

  • jjgg5

    The pics are photoshopped.

  • Lisa

    Ronnie is also on the cover of Mint Male right now (www.MintMale.com). He’s definitely wearing more than he is in playgirl, but not by THAT much. There’s also a great interview with him. I highly recommend it.

  • Labinot Ajeti

    ooo shumm sexxi

  • Labi Ajeti

    this is a good looking picture

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