Rosie: A Very Special (and Frightening) View


We’re not big into talk shows, particularly when they involve middle-aged women yacking over each other, but we couldn’t resist tuning in to The View for uber-lesbo Rosie O’Donnell’s take over after the ouster of Star Jones.

So far we’ve seen her dispense toilet-training tips and discuss how she takes baths with her kids. Apparently bath time’s a great time to discuss the important life topics. Sample question: “Mommy, when am I getting my fur?”

The idea of Rosie taking a bath with her child and discussing her bush brings new meaning to the word “disturbing.”